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    My Weirdest School #3: Miss Brown Is Upside Down!
    My Weirdest School #3: Miss Brown Is Upside Down!
    My Weirdest School #3: Miss Brown Is Upside Down!
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    My Weirdest School #3: Miss Brown Is Upside Down!

    By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot

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    With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

    In this third book in the laugh-out-loud My Weirdest School series, the Brain Games are coming to Ella Mentry School! Miss Brown will help the kids do creative projects, like building a bridge out of toothpicks and designing a remote-control car. But the kids are up against some tough competition. They will have to compete against the students of Dirk School to win the grand prize: a free trip to PizzaWorld!

    Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don’t miss any of the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang—from Weird, to Weirder, to Weirder-est!

    This chapter book is an excellent choice to share with children ages 6 to 10 who are ready to read independently. It’s a fun way to keep your child engaged and as a supplement for activity books for children.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateOct 20, 2015
    ISBN9780062284297
    My Weirdest School #3: Miss Brown Is Upside Down!
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    Dan Gutman

    Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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      My Weirdest School #3 - Dan Gutman

      Dedication

      To Emma

      Contents

      Dedication

      1. Lightbulb Head

      2. The Brain Games

      3. The Death Machine

      4. The Bridge of Love

      5. Welcome to the Brain Games

      6. It’s So Jiggly!

      7. You Snooze, You Lose

      8. Carry That Weight

      9. Talking Trash

      10. Grudge Match

      11. The Dirkmobile vs. the Death Machine

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      My name is A.J. and I hate being smart.

      If you ask me, being smart is dumb. When you’re a smart kid, grown-ups expect you to be smart all the time. Then they get all upset when you do something dumb. But when you’re a dumb kid, grown-ups expect you to be dumb all the time. Then when you do something dumb, it’s no big deal. But when you do something smart, they act like you’re a genius.

      That’s why my friends and I act dumb all the time. We want to lower the expectations of grown-ups. That’s the first rule of being a kid.

      It was Monday morning. We were in Mr. Cooper’s class, arguing about which one of us is the dumbest.

      I’m dumber than you are, said Michael, who never ties his shoes.

      I’m dumber than both of you, said Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn’t food.

      I’m the dumbest kid in the history of the world, said Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes.

      "I was dumb before any of you dumbheads were even born," said Alexia, this girl who rides a skateboard all the time.

      We had to end the discussion. You’ll never believe in a million hundred years who ran into the door at that moment.

      Nobody! Why would you run into a door? That would be really dumb. But you’ll never believe who ran into the doorway.

      It was Mr. Klutz, our principal! He has no hair on his head at all. But he did have a hat on his head, and on top of the hat was a big lightbulb.

      That was weird. Mr. Klutz’s bald head already looks like a lightbulb. So he really doesn’t need a lightbulb hat.

      Can anyone guess why there’s a lightbulb over my head this morning? asked Mr. Klutz.

      Because it didn’t fit in your pocket? I asked.

      "A.J., you need to raise your

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