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    The End of the Magical Kingdom: The Evil Princess

    By L. M. Warren

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    What happens when a closeted lesbian fairy tale princess falls in love with a WITCH instead of the handsome prince she's destined to marry? This is Mary Melancholy's story.

    Princess Mary Melancholy has no idea how to be happy. Self-conscious and socially awkward, all she really wants is to believe in something the way everyone else does. Her royal troubles abound since she's engaged to be married as part of a peace treaty between two warring kings.

    Mary meets a witch named Salem who is cantankerous, bawdy and banned from the land because of her evil intentions. But when Salem accidentally kisses the princess and they both feel a spark of attraction, a forbidden romance begins that threatens the future of two kingdoms.

    Will Mary choose love and scandalize the family as The Evil Princess or accept responsibility and protect her people? This is Book 1 in "The End of the Magical Kingdom", an interrelated series of four fairy tale parody novels encompassing four kingdoms in the cartoon land of Cadabra.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateAug 12, 2019
    ISBN9781329539860
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    The End of the Magical Kingdom: The Evil Princess
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    L. M. Warren

    Comedy. Fantasy. Tragedy. Horror. A book for the outcasts of society. Find out why this fairy tale satire is being called the "weirdest book you've ever read."This is the story of three princesses. Mary Melancholy, Sweet Blossom, and Wendy. Once upon a time, they were childhood friends. They've all grown up, each one destined to inherit a kingdom. They haven't seen each other in ten years...and it's time for a reunion.Book 1 The Evil Princess: What happens when a singing fairy tale princess falls in love with a witch instead of the handsome prince she’s destined to marry? This is Mary Melancholy’s story.Book 2 The Saint of Science: It’s hard growing up in a House of Evil Queens when you have a conscience and must uphold the integrity of Science and Atheism. This is Sweet Blossom’s story.Book 3 The Watchmaker's Child: Playing God is much harder than it looks on TV, even with unlimited technology at your disposal. Secrets must be protected or empires crumble. This is Wendy’s story.The cartoony world of Cadabra encompasses four kingdoms, each with its own distinct culture, fashion, and economy. The author's goal was to create a discussion about serious contemporary issues through the guise of a cartoony universe. Through exaggerated characters and bizarre plots, we tell the story of our own world, with clashing ideologies and multiple perspectives. This is our world, our culture, our “truths”, but shown through funny mirrors. The End of the Magical Kingdom series takes you on a roller coaster ride of emotion into a caricatured world that mirrors our own.A weird mix of fanfiction, internet trolling, literature, genre & psychological horror...this one’s for the outcasts! It’s about outcasts, for outcasts, written by an outcast. The final episode of The End of the Magical Kingdom: The Broken Divine is coming in 2022.

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      Different, funny, sweet, I loved this book. I hope it continues.