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An advanced species with the ability to teleport at will seeks to claim our planet and its inhabitants for its own, but upon arriving they become hopelessly intoxicated from our atmosphere.
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William Petersen
William hails from Missouri and finds endless inspiration within the natural world for science-fiction, horror and fantasy... A proud member of the St. Louis Area Horror Writers' Society, William's writing has appeared in anthologies from The Bearded Scribe Press and JWK Fiction, as well as in Nebula Rift, Under the Bed, Far Horizons and Calamities Press Literary magazines.
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Teleporting While Intoxicated - William Petersen
Teleporting While Intoxicated
William Petersen
Copyright 2015 William Petersen
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This story first appeared in issue #18 of Far Horizons Magazine in September of 2015. A very special thanks goes out to Kimberly, Ana, Pete, Valery, Scribe Scarlet and the entire Far Horizons staff. - W.P.
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