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    49 Excuses for Skipping Gym Class

    By James Warwood

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    About this ebook

    Is Gym Class on the timetable this week?... Tired of all the mindless exercise?... Don’t like wearing those shorts?... Here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for skipping gym class.

    Join the hilarious adventure of these mischievous kids who will say absolutely anything to escape the horrors of Gym Class. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.

    Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your Gym Teacher asks where you heard these excuses you didn’t hear them for me).

    Recommended Age: 7+

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJames Warwood
    Release dateOct 30, 2015
    ISBN9781310637438
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    49 Excuses for Skipping Gym Class
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    James Warwood

    There are some kids who can do all the actions, sing all the words, smile for the camera, read every book and write their name backwards. And there are some kids who spend most of their time staring off into space. James Warwood was a star-gazer.Twenty years later and James still spends most of his adult life day-dreaming, only now his day-dreams become children's stories.Birthday: 20th JulyFavourite Colour: BlueFavourite Animal: SquirrelsHobbies: Running, playing bass guitar, watching F1, and drawing silly cartoons (though not all at once)

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