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    JoeJokes-01english
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    JoeJokes-01english

    By Joseph Kovach

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    Jokes Joe Jokes-01english are jokes in English, Latin, German and Slovak languages.
    Jokes Joe Jokes-01english offer the instruction and entertainment.


    Witze JoeJokes-01english sind Witze in englische-, lateinische-, deutsche- und slowakische Sprachen. Witze JoeJokes-01english bieten eine Belehrung und eine Unterhaltung.

    Vtipy JoeJokes-01english sú vtipy v anglickom, latinskom, nemeckom a slovenskom jazyku. Vtipy JoeJokes-01english ponúkajú poučenie a zábavu.

    This part consists of:

    Chapter 1 - I.Business
    Chapter 2 - II.School
    Chapter 3 - III.Religion
    Chapter 4 -IV.Doctors
    Chapter 5 - V.Marriage
    Chapter 6 - VI.Lords
    Chapter 7 - VII.Teachers
    Chapter 8 - VIII.Traffic
    Chapter 9 - IX.Sport
    Chapter 10 - X.Art
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJoseph KOVACH
    Release dateJul 18, 2011
    ISBN9788097041663
    JoeJokes-01english
    Author

    Joseph Kovach

    As a teacher I have taught pupils in Bratislava and in Judenburg. I have taught English, German and French. I was on business in England and in Scotland, that is in London, Birmingham, Manchester, Glasgow, Luton, Lowestoft. There I knew people from Africa, Asia. I was working with people from Nigeria, South Africa, Iran, Malawi, Pakistan, India. Then I was on business in Austria and Germany. As a tourist guide I was in Paris, Roma and Vienna. By these journeys through Europe I have found that world languages have a common base and they can be learned easy. I have thought up easy method how to learn languages by help of jokes. I wish you pleasant time by studying foreign languages and I hope that JoeJokes will be your good helper by it.

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      JoeJokes-01english - Joseph Kovach

      X.Art

      I.Business

      1.ENG

      A bank clerk:

       Why do Slovaks prefer  drink money away, instead of giving them into a bank?

      Slovak: 

      Because in the bank they receive only ten per cent interest and in the pub forty per cent strong gin!

      1.lat

      Doctus argentariae tabernae:

      „Cur Wenii prior pecunia bibet, pro id ut eam in argentaria taberna ponet?"

      Weni:

      „Quod in argentaria taberna solo decem vicensima faenus obtinent et in taberna  quaranta vicensima faenus pedica!" 

      1.ger

      Ein Bankier:

      Warum vertrinken Slowaken lieber das Geld, statt sie es in der Bank zu legen?

      Slowake:

       „Weil sie in der Bank nur 10-prozentiger Zins und in der Kneipe 40-prozentige Wacholder bekommen!"

      1.svk

      Bankár:

      Prečo Slováci radšej peniaze prepijú, namiesto toho, aby si ich uložili do banky?

      Slovák:"

       „Lebo v banke dostanú len desaťpercentný úrok a v krčme štyridsaťpercentnú borovičku!"

      Questions:

      1.ENG

      01. Who is speaking with whom?

      02. What do prefer Slovaks?

      1.lat

      01. Qui cum quo dicet?

      02. Quod Wenii preferant?

      1.ger

      01. Wer spricht mit wem?

      02. Was bevorzugen Slowaken?

      1.svk

      01. Kto sa rozpráva s kým?

      02. Čomu dávajú prednosť Slováci?

      2.ENG

      Tell me, what field of business are you in?

      I do business in the field of active unemployment.

      What does that mean?

      Every week I regularly go for all available social benefits.

      2.lat

      „Revelate mihi, in qua sphera redemptore facietis?"

      „Incipio in sphera otii activi."

      „Quod id specie significat?"

      „Quisque mensis pro omnibus dosibus socialibus penetrabilibus eo." 

      2.ger

      Verraten Sie mir, in welchem unternehmerischen Bereich Sie wirken?

      Ich unternehme im Bereich der aktiven Arbeitslosigkeit.

      Was heißt das konkret?       

      Monatlich gehe ich regelmäßig für alle zugänglichen Sozialhilfen.

      2.svk

      Prezraďte mi, v akej podnikateľskej sfére pôsobíte?

      Podnikám v oblasti aktívnej nezamestnanosti.

      Čo to konkrétne znamená?

      Každý mesiac si pravidelne chodím pre všetky dostupné sociálne dávky.

      Questions:

      2.ENG

      01. Which field is the businessman in?

      02. What does the businessman do?

      2.lat

      01. In qua sphera negotiator facit?

      02. Quod negotiator facit?

      2.ger

      01. In welchem Bereich unternimmt der Geschäftsmann?

      02. Was macht der Geschäftsmann?

      2.svk

      01. V ktorej oblasti robí obchodník biznis?

      02. Čo robí obchodník?

      3.ENG

      A boss of the firm calls a cashier: 

      Ten thousand dollars is missing from the safe from which only you and I have the key.

      The cashier:

      Boss, let's make a fair deal. Each of us will pu five thousand in the safe and won't speak more about it.

      3.lat

      Principes comitati dispensatorum advocat:

      „De tuto, ex quo solo vos et ego cleis habemus, decem mila Dollars deest.

      Dispensator:

      „Principes, in dico bonum constituemus. Quisque in tuto quinque milla dat et de eo magis non dicemus."

      3.ger

      Ein Firmenchef ruft den Kassierer:

      „Vom Tresor, vom nur Sie und ich den Schlüssel haben, fehlen zehntausend Dollar."

      Der Kassierer:

      „Boss, reden wir gütlich ab. Jeder gibt fünftausend in den Tresor und wir sprechen nicht mehr darüber."

      3.svk

      Šéf firmy si zavolá pokladníka:

      „Z trezora, od ktorého máme kľúče len vy a ja, chýba desaťtisíc dolárov."

      Pokladník:

      „Šéfe, dohovoríme sa po dobrom. Každý dá do trezoru po päťtisíc a viac o tom už nehovorme."

      Questions:

      3.ENG

      01. Who does the boss of the firm call?

      02. Why is 10 000 USD missing from the safe?

      3.lat

      01. Quem principes comitati vocat?

      02. Cur x¯ USD de tuto deest?

      3.ger

      01. Wen ruft der Firmenchef?

      02. Warum fehlen 10 000 USD im Tresor?

      3.svk

      01. Koho volá šéf firmy? 

      02. Prečo chýba 10 000 USD z trezoru?

      4.ENG

      A chief rebukes his subordinate:

      How come you  didn't come to work yesterday?

      You are wrong, I came here but nobody was here yet!

      4.lat

      Principes submitterem eius praeleget:

      „Quamodo est, ut vos heri in labor non veniebatis?"

      „Eratis, veniebam, sed hic iam nullus non erat!"

      4.ger

      Der Boss rügt seine Untergeordnete:

      „Wieso sind Sie gestern nicht zur Arbeit gekommen?"

      „Sie irren sich, ich bin hierher gekommen, aber es war niemand mehr da!"

      4.svk

      Šéf karhá svoju podriadenú:

      „Ako to, že ste včera neprišli do práce?"

      „Mýlite sa, ja som sem prišla, ale už tu nikto nebol!"

      Questions:

      4.ENG

      01. Who does the boss rebuke?

      02. Did the subordinate come in the work yesterday?

      4.lat

      01. Quem principus praeleget?

      02. Submitter in labor ieri venibat?

      4.ger

      01. Wen rügt der Boss?

      02. Ist die Untergeordnete gestern zur Arbeit gekommen?

      4.svk

      01. Koho karhá šéf?

      02. Prišla podriadená včera do roboty?

      5.ENG

      A very busy businessman has come home and quickly asks his wife:

      What do we have to eat? Where are the children?

      Potatoes, they are down with flu.

      5.lat

      Mercator valde occupatus domum venit et uxorem eius cito rogat:

      „Quod edere habemus? Ubi pueri sunt?"

      „Solana tuberosa, cum gravedo iacentur."

      5.ger

      Ein sehr beschäftigter Kaufmann ist nach Hause gekommen und fragt schnell seine Ehefrau:

      „Was sollen wir essen? Wo sind Kinder?"

      „Kartoffel, sie liegen mit einer Grippe."

      5.svk

      Veľmi zaneprázdnený obchodník sa prišiel domov a rýchlo sa spýta manželky:

      „Čo máme jesť? Kde sú deti?"

      „Zemiaky, ležia s chrípkou."

      Questions:

      5.ENG

      01. What does the businessman want to know?

      02. Are the potatoes down

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