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    One Hundred Even More Gloriouser Jokes
    One Hundred Even More Gloriouser Jokes
    One Hundred Even More Gloriouser Jokes
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    One Hundred Even More Gloriouser Jokes

    By Ebenezer Jackson-Firefly

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    This is a compilation of one hundred (generally inoffensive) jokes, some short, some long. Each joke is given a title and is numbered, and there is a list of the jokes by title and a list by number.
    They vary in length - from very short (a couple of lines) to fairly long (more than a couple of lines).
    After the main body of jokes there is a section which explains each one for readers who might not have fully understood the joke.
    This could be useful for readers who are not native speakers of English - or even readers from other parts of the English-speaking world where the humour (or humor) of some jokes may be incomprehensible or opaque or even missing.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherEbenezer Jackson-Firefly
    Release dateOct 21, 2015
    ISBN9781311004741
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      One Hundred Even More Gloriouser Jokes - Ebenezer Jackson-Firefly

      One Hundred Even More Gloriouser Jokes

      By Ebenezer Jackson-Firefly

      Copyright 2015 Ebenezer Jackson-Firefly

      Smashwords Edition

      Text of cover: One Hundred Even More Gloriouser Jokes / illur (Breton) / loriatsu (Basque) / gloraj (Esperanto) glorioso (Portuguese) / strålende (Norwegian) / славный (Russian) / славний (Ukrainian) / slavno (Slovene) / gloriós (Catalan) / gogoneddus (Welsh) / glórmhar (Irish) / gloryus (Cornish) / gloyroil (Manx) / glòrmhor (Scottish Gaelic) / glorieux (French) / heerlijk (Dutch) / herrlich (German) / (Eb Jay-Bee, lexicographer) / Gloriouser and gloriouser, even if I say so myself ((Eb Jay-Bee, a renowned writer of joke books) / The Glorious Revolution was an event in the history of England and Scotland in 1688 (Eb Jay-Bee, historian) / Ebenezer Jackson-Firefly alias Eb Jay-Bee / The author would like to thank a tomato, a carrot, two button mushrooms and a blanket for their collaboration in the production of this cover

      This book should not really be copied as Mr. Jackson-Firefly is living in dire poverty, subsisting on a crust of stale bread and two cups of sugarless and milkless tea a day. Having made a thorough assessment of his dire-straitedness he has come to the conclusion that it might be better if the book were purchased rather than be copied and freely distributed via various electronic and radiophonic routes. He might thus be able to have a second crust of stale bread each day, and another cup of tea. We appreciate your collaboration with Mr. Jackson-Firefly's gruelling campaign to bring poor unfunny jokes, which have been overlooked, ignored and reviled for so long, to the attention of the world at long last.

      The Editor.

      Here is a link to a page with more information about our joke books – if anybody has bothered to keep it up to date and has not forgotten to pay the monthly fee to the company hosting the website.

      http://www.livroy_kimkat.org

      LIST OF CONTENTS

      1. CONTENTS: JOKES BY TITLE (6% of the book)

      2. CONTENTS: JOKES 2301-2400 ACCORDING TO NUMBER (6% of the book)

      3. INTRODUCTION (1% of the book)

      The jokes begin here:

      4. ONE HUNDRED JOKES (70% of the book)

      5. DON’T GET IT? THE JOKES EXPLAINED (20% of the book)

      And here the list of contents ends!

      Disclaimer: we cannot guarantee that all the jokes are funny.

      Second disclaimer: In fact, we cannot guarantee that ANY of the jokes are funny.

      Polite notice: Please do not get lost navigating through this e-book. We are afraid we cannot help you if you lose your bearings. If you DO get lost, try and make your way back to the beginning of this book.

      1. CONTENTS: JOKES BY TITLE

      A REMARKABLE INVENTOR x2315x

      ASKING FOR A BOOK IN THE LIBRARY x2385x

      ASKING FOR A PINT x2318x

      AT THE BARBER'S x2311x

      BACK AT MIDNIGHT x2308x

      BARKING x2325x

      BAROQUE MUSIC x2314x

      BUYING CHOCOLATE x2344x

      CHANGING CAPTIONS x2329x

      CROSSING THE ROAD IN THE WRONG PLACE x2306x

      DAILY ROBBERY x2358x

      DIVINE STATUS x2331x

      DR SAMUEL JOHNSON x2342x

      EVERY MORNING FOR AN HOUR x2388x

      FLOAT OR SINK x2396x

      GOING OUT FOR THE NIGHT x2317x

      GYM CLASSES x2398x

      HE WHO CASTS THE FIRST STONE x2365x

      HOW TO PRAY x2303x

      HUNGRY IN THE DESERT x2383x

      I’M WELSH x2367 x

      LEVITATION x2356x

      LIE DOWN ON THE COUCH x2359x

      LIONS IN THE PARK x2380x

      MOTORISTS VERSUS CYCLISTS x2320x

      MRS EVANS NEXT DOOR x2361x

      MY LIFE HAS CHANGED x2362x

      NEO-LATIN x2309x

      NUISANCE CALLS x2332x

      ON A CRUISE x2395x

      PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE x2323x

      READING THE INSTRUCTIONS x2350x

      SCHOOL TOMORROW x2301 x

      SEND HER IN x2343x

      SHARING A CAKE x2336x

      SOMNATH x2321x

      SPEAKING TO THE EARTHLINGS x2371x

      SPEAKING YOUR MIND x2334x

      SPELLING THE NAME OF THE TOWN x2384x

      STOP FIGHTING x2392x

      THE ALIEN LANDING x2370x

      THE ANCIENT PUB x2340x

      THE APPENDIX x2382x

      THE ARREST WARRANT x2377x

      THE ASSOCIATION OF EMPLOYEES x2304x

      THE BARS x2397x

      THE BIG HOLE x2387x

      THE BOSS AND THE NEW EMPLOYEE x2364x

      THE BROKEN-DOWN CAR x2335x

      THE BULL IN THE FIELD x2352x

      THE CHEMISTRY CLASS x2363x

      THE CHICKEN AND THE ROAD x2345x

      THE CIRCUS ACTS x2351x

      THE COST OF A WEDDING SERVICE x2302x

      THE DEFEAT x2366x

      THE EMPTY PETROL TANK x2374x

      THE ESCAPE FROM THE ZOO x2347x

      THE FATHER AND THE HOMEWORK x2307x

      THE FIRE ALARM x2360x

      THE FLYING SAUCER x2369x

      THE GAMBLING BUTCHER x2376x

      THE GOLDFISH x2346x

      THE GREEDY PIG x2353x

      THE HIRING POLICY x2373x

      THE INCIDENT IN THE SCHOOL x2389x

      THE INTERVIEW FOR THE ACCOUNTANCY DEPARTMENT x2386x

      THE JAM-PACKED RAILWAY CARRIAGE x2324x

      THE JOKE ABOUT THE ENGLISH x2393x

      THE JUDGE AND THE PATHOLOGIST x2390x

      THE LOAN x2316x

      THE MAGAZINES x2357x

      THE MAN GETTING A HAIRCUT x2394x

      THE MAN IN THE MOON x2312x

      THE MAN WITH THE FLOWER POT ON HIS HEAD x2326x

      THE MEANING OF DREAMS x2391x

      THE MOTHER x2349x

      THE NEW ACCOUNTANT x2337x

      THE PORK PIE x2375x

      THE RICH MAYOR x2305x

      THE RUDE PARROT x2338x

      THE TALKING HORSE x2341x

      THE TALKING POODLE x2330x

      THE TEACHER AND HER HUSBAND x2399x

      THE THREE HITS x2354x

      THE TRAIL x2319x

      THE TROMBONE PLAYER x2400x

      THE TWO DOGS x2372x

      THE TWO PIGEONS x2348x

      THE UNITED NATIONS ROUND TABLE x2378x

      THE VICAR AND THE NAKED LADIES x2328x

      THE VICAR IN THE LIONS' DEN x2327x

      THE VILLAGE POLICEMAN x2310x

      THE WIG x2313x

      THE WOMAN'S DIET x2322x

      TWO GREAT STORIES x2379x

      VICAR IMPERSONATION x2333x

      WHAT DID YOU GET FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? x2381x

      WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME? x2368x

      WHERE'S YOUR HOMEWORK? x2355x

      WINDOW SHOPPING x2339

      2. CONTENTS: JOKES 2301-2400 ACCORDING TO NUMBER

      x2301x SCHOOL TOMORROW

      x2302x THE COST OF A WEDDING SERVICE

      x2303x HOW TO PRAY

      x2304x THE ASSOCIATION OF EMPLOYEES

      x2305x THE RICH MAYOR

      x2306x CROSSING THE ROAD IN THE WRONG PLACE

      x2307x THE FATHER AND THE HOMEWORK

      x2308x BACK AT MIDNIGHT

      x2309x NEO-LATIN

      x2310x THE VILLAGE POLICEMAN

      x2311x AT THE BARBER'S

      x2312x THE MAN IN THE MOON

      x2313x THE WIG

      x2314x BAROQUE MUSIC

      x2315x A REMARKABLE INVENTOR

      x2316x THE LOAN

      x2317x GOING OUT FOR THE NIGHT

      x2318x ASKING FOR A PINT

      x2319x THE TRAIL

      x2320x MOTORISTS VERSUS CYCLISTS

      x2321x SOMNATH

      x2322x THE WOMAN'S DIET

      x2323x PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE

      x2324x THE JAM-PACKED RAILWAY CARRIAGE

      x2325x BARKING

      x2326x THE MAN WITH THE FLOWER POT ON HIS HEAD

      x2327x THE VICAR IN THE LIONS' DEN

      x2328x THE VICAR AND THE NAKED LADIES

      x2329x CHANGING CAPTIONS

      x2330x THE TALKING POODLE

      x2331x DIVINE STATUS

      x2332x NUISANCE CALLS

      x2333x VICAR IMPERSONATION

      x2334x SPEAKING YOUR MIND

      x2335x THE BROKEN-DOWN CAR

      x2336x SHARING A CAKE

      x2337x THE NEW ACCOUNTANT

      x2338x THE RUDE PARROT

      x2339x WINDOW SHOPPING

      x2340x THE ANCIENT PUB

      x2341x THE TALKING HORSE

      x2342x DR SAMUEL JOHNSON

      x2343x SEND HER IN

      x2344x BUYING CHOCOLATE

      x2345x THE CHICKEN AND THE ROAD

      x2346x THE GOLDFISH

      x2347x THE ESCAPE FROM THE ZOO

      x2348x THE TWO

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