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    Learn Russian With Jokes: 100 Jokes In Easy Russian. Bilingual Text.
    Learn Russian With Jokes: 100 Jokes In Easy Russian. Bilingual Text.
    Learn Russian With Jokes: 100 Jokes In Easy Russian. Bilingual Text.
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    Learn Russian With Jokes: 100 Jokes In Easy Russian. Bilingual Text.

    By Jeremy Taylor

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    Learn Russian With Jokes is a collection of 100 jokes in easy Russian and is a great way for you to improve your ability to speak, read, and understand that language. So how does it work?

    Jokes: On each page you have a joke in Russian. The jokes have been selected so that they are not too difficult and don’t rely on puns.

    Vocabulary: If your Russian is not great, you can read the vocabulary in blue before you start reading the joke.

    Translation: If you want to check your understanding, there’s an English translation on the following page.

    Cartoons: Some amusing cartoons will help set the joke in context.

    The book has proved very popular with thousands of people who have a basic knowledge of Russian - give the sample a try and see what you think.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJeremy Taylor
    Release dateNov 2, 2015
    ISBN9781311269515
    Learn Russian With Jokes: 100 Jokes In Easy Russian. Bilingual Text.
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    Jeremy Taylor

    I've been writing since 1984, had my first book published in 1989 and have published another 55 books since then. I write mostly for teenage learners of English but also write a lot of short stories.

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      Learn Russian With Jokes - Jeremy Taylor

      Learn Russian With Jokes

      Jeremy Taylor

      Copyright 2015 by Jeremy Taylor

      Smashwords Edition

      Translation by Maria Petrova

      Cartoons by Ilja Bereznickas

      http://languagelearningjokebooks.com

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. It may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each person. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      How to Use This Book

      1. Если вы знаете русский.

      Cмейтесь вовсю, читая веселые шутки на русском языке.

      2. If your Russian is not bad.

      Use the vocabulary at the bottom of each page to help you understand the jokes, then roll around laughing.

      3. If your Russian is lousy.

      Read the English versions of the jokes, then roll around laughing.

      (Pretending that you understood them in Russian.)

      JT and MP 2015

      1.

      Учитель:

      - Где живет Бог?

      Малыш:

      - Я думаю, он живет в нашей ванной.

      Учитель:

      - Почему ты так говоришь?

      Малыш:

      - Потому что каждое утро мой папа колотит в дверь и говорит: «Господи, ты ещё здесь?!»

      бить, колотить - to bang

      1.

      Teacher: Where does God live?

      Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.

      Teacher: Why do you say that?

      Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

      2.

      Мальчик: Простите учитель, вы накажете кого-то за то, чего они не сделали?

      Учитель: Конечно, нет.

      Мальчик: Хорошо, я не сделал домашнее задание.

      2.

      Boy : Excuse me teacher, would you punish someone for something they haven't done?

      Teacher : Of course not.

      Boy : Good, I haven't done my homework.

      казнува некого - to punish someone

      домашна задача - homework

      3.

      Мама, я могу носить бюстгальтер теперь, когда мне шестнадцать лет?

      Нет, Дэвид.

      бюстгальтер - a bra

      3.

      "Mummy, can I wear a bra now that

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