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    Poems for David Avocado Wolfe
    Poems for David Avocado Wolfe
    Poems for David Avocado Wolfe
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    Poems for David Avocado Wolfe

    By Ina Disguise

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    A selection of amusing poems in celebration of the tireless work of David Avocado Wolfe, my arch enemy. Always in my thoughts, and if I forget for a minute, he makes sure I remember. Dear David, this is all for you, dear heart.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherIna Disguise
    Release dateNov 4, 2015
    ISBN9781310300653
    Poems for David Avocado Wolfe
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