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    Down On The Farm
    Down On The Farm
    Down On The Farm
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    Down On The Farm

    By R. Richard

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    The kid is delivered to Uncle Henry after he gets badly beat up elsewhere, by a school bully. The powers that be want hie out of their charge and into the charge of someone else, almost anyone else. Uncle Henry is really the only one that they can fob him off on.
    I arrive at Uncle Henry's farm in a boat. Uncle Henry isn't too thrilled to see me. He apparently gets paid a pittance to house and feed me, but I don't detect any real joy at the prospect. In fact, there's a real undercurrent of, 'Why me?' from the man.
    The kid is then given a tour of, “... your area of the farm.” His area of the farm includes some chickens that he's to feed and de-egg each day. He's also to provide fresh hay and feed for a couple of milk cows. There are a few cats that he's also to feed. There are a few other tasks for him.
    In addition to his farm tasks, Uncle Henry tells him that he's to work out each morning, after his chores. After working each morning, he'll do his school work via a computer terminal.
    The farm chores are torture at first, because of the workout pain. The only relief he gets from the pain is when he concentrates very hard on his computer-assisted schoolwork. Because of the pain relief and the total immunity he has from the teachers who had previously wanted to run his personal life, he begins to cover ground rather quickly.
    As the weeks pass, he progresses rapidly with his physical development.
    He's not allowed into any area of the farm, except the house, the kitchen garden, the barn and a few of the closer beastie pens. At night, he's always to remain in the house.
    Sometimes he hears a mysterious humming noise from somewhere outside the house.
    One night, the mysterious humming noise is explained. Uncle Henry comes back into the house from a nocturnal trip. His denim jacket is badly burned in the area of his left shoulder/chest. He has a pistol in his right hand. He's just about unconscious from pain. The kid grabs him as he reels in the door. The kid manages to lay Uncle Henry on the floor, or at least greatly break his fall. The kid has gotten a lot stronger, what with his workouts, but Uncle Henry is a big, heavy man.
    Then the kid is forced to deal with alien dope dealers.
    The kid manages to convince the alien dope dealers not to kill him and also to play a plan whereby the alien dope dealers outwit their rivals.
    With no choice at all in the matter, the kid gambles with his life. Fortunately, the aliens are adults and it has been some time since they were trained to think.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherR. Richard
    Release dateDec 8, 2015
    ISBN9781310828867
    Down On The Farm
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    R. Richard

    I'm the co-author, with Sunset Thomas, of Anatomy of An Adult Film.I have 48 novels and over 299 short stories currently published.I spent my early years in the part of Los Angeles known as the South Central. I was known as Whi' Boy, which was sufficient to identify me in that place. I'm a skilled Kung Fu player, using a system that I learned from a Korean I knew only as 'Pak.' It would be easier to tell you the places that Pak wasn't wanted by the police, rather than the places where he was wanted by the police. Pak's Kung Fu system, augmented by some bits and pieces from some Chinese practitioners is quick and effective, or I wouldn't be alive today.My early education was mostly obtained by stealing books from the public library (I always returned them and the Librarian even began to provide me with reading lists.) I did go to high schools, but I never really learned anything there. I eventually graduated from the University of California at Los Angeles, UCLA, with a degree in mathematics.I work as a Systems Analyst and also make a part of my living as a professional gambler (legal in Nevada.) I write science fiction and erotica. My published novels are:Anatomy of An Adult Film (With Sunset Thomas)1. Second Chance: God Killer2. Second Chance: Sky Pirate3. Second Chance: Scroll Seeker4. Second Chance: King of The Islands5. Second Chance: King of Zaya6. Second Chance: Duke of Averon7. Second Chance: King of Golomon8. Second Chance: King Of The Sky9. Second Chance: Warlord of Ifrequeh10. Second Chance: King of Ariby11. Second Chance: King of Mesodania12. Second Chance: King of Avuls13. Second Chance: King of Kemet14. Second Chance: King of Zorran15. Second Chance: King of Two Worlds16. Second Chance: King of Averon17. Second Chance: King's Duties18. Second Chance: King of The New WorldAdventurer: Simulation ProblemAdventurer: Pannar ProblemA Programmer's GambitAmateur StripperBeach MurdersBondage HouseCorporate Sex SlavesFriday NightGo Naked In The SoftwareGrasshopper WinterInvoluntary NudeLayoffNot A HeroPirates of The KeysSummer of SexThe LakeThe Last Moon DanceThe Nude Adventures of Plain JaneThe Secret Life of Wanda WilsonTails of the Pussycat LoungeTo Keep A JobTopless RestaurantToy WhoresVix: The MarineWayward BoyShort Stories:A Christmas Visit

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