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    American Men SUCK! America's Two Favorite Rednecks Declare WAR on American Women
    American Men SUCK! America's Two Favorite Rednecks Declare WAR on American Women
    American Men SUCK! America's Two Favorite Rednecks Declare WAR on American Women
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    American Men SUCK! America's Two Favorite Rednecks Declare WAR on American Women

    By "Whiskey" Dick Tomahawk and Elrod "Ammo" Bodean

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    THEY’RE BACK! America’s two favorite rednecks, “Whiskey” Dick Tomahawk and Elrod “Ammo” Bodean are back with a sequel to their bestselling American Women SUCK! book.

    Yep, they’re equal opportunity abusers. American women already got down on the knees and endured their witty, good ol’ boy charms, observations, and rants. Time for men to step up, bend over, and take it like a man in their new book... American Men SUCK!

    If you’re a woman... enjoy. We put into words the types of guys you unfortunately have to deal with. If you’re a pathetic guy, don’t pick up this book unless you wanna cry like an 8-year old Elrod did when his Uncle Deryl would spit chewing tobacco juice at him.

    Men, this is your wakeup call. You can be an uglier, fatter, and poorer version of a
    perpetual man-boy like Ashton Kutcher playing video games or you can be a real man like Clint Eastwood.

    Class is now in session!

    Here’s the lowdown on “Whiskey” Dick Tomahawk and Elrod “Ammo” Bodean:

    * Dick is such a man’s man that when he was 23, he had 3 girlfriends due to him winning Cobb County’s prestigious businessman of the year award. His lemonade stand thrived in an economically disadvantaged area of trailer parks... raking in $23 a day (yep, $8,000 a year). This accomplishment and all the gold-digger women it drowned Dick in had self-taught him to become one of the foremost experts on male-female relationship dynamics.
    * Growing up, Elrod developed a passion for playing naked Twister with his dog Rufus. Fate made him the youngest animal rights community activist in the world by founding the non-profit “Rufus Stop Tickling my AZZ with your Tail.” As you expect, women flock to Elrod due to his love of dogs and he’ll share with you his expertise in how he juggled women to get them hot and bothered.
    * Although Dick claims to be smarter with his 92 IQ, Elrod points out he was breastfed until he was 9 years old... and everyone knows kids that were breastfed are smarter.
    * Elrod learned a lot about how to pick up women out on the street from his dog Rufus. He found it was acceptable to go up to a woman and lick her... and even hump her leg in public. There’s no shame and it always gets a positive reaction.
    * When Dick wants to get a girl fast, he goes to this patented technique... he drags the trailer parks in his 1979 Trans Am (with T-tops) wearing an eye patch and a Santa hat. This alpha male supreme confidence brings the girls to Dick like bees to honey.

    Newspapers and magazines say this about 'em:

    * “Dick is so big with the women of Sydney, Australia due to his lady charms and screechy southern accent, he’ll be honored with a street in his name... Dick Avenue.” Sydney Post Gazette (8/7/11)
    * “Good, clean, raunchy fun poked at men who can’t get women if their lives depended on it.” Video Gamers Daily (November 2011 issue)
    * “Elrod Bodean brilliantly and courageously brings respect and honor to the men of Louisiana through his world renown books.” Bayou Beacon Daily (9/2/11)
    * “Dick is the kind of guy most women would like to eat a hot dog with in bed. He is the most romantic redneck in the world.” Little Rock Redneck Gazette (3/23/10)
    * “Love him or hate him in the USA, the women of Tijuana call Elrod “el rod” for a reason. Tijuana Post Sentinel (10/8/11)

    Here’s what’s up...

    You might love American Men SUCK! or you might hate it. But you won’t be able to put it down. It sucks you in, grabs men by the throat and shakes some sense into them. For women, it strokes their hips with wit and charm while caressing the underside of their breasts with redneck truths about men so women fall instantly in love with DICK and Elrod.

    Bottom line?

    American Men SUCK! and it’s time for both men and women to understand why and how this happened. And you get this packed into a book using a new style of writing called “infotainment” by America’s 2 favorite rednecks, “Whiskey” Dic

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMakeRight Publishing
    Release dateJan 20, 2016
    ISBN9781310919954
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      American Men SUCK! America's Two Favorite Rednecks Declare WAR on American Women - "Whiskey" Dick Tomahawk

      American Men SUCK!

      Copyright 2016 by

      Whiskey Dick Tomahawk

      and

      Elrod Ammo Bodean

      Published through Neanderthall Publishing at Smashwords

      Smashwords Edition License Notes

      This book is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your enjoyment only, then please return to Smashwords.com or your favorite retailer and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      Table of Contents

      Introduction

      1 - The Beta Nice, Boring Guys

      2 - The Needy Man-gina Guy

      3 - Men that Let Women Lead the Relationship (Supplication) – Passive and Agreeable

      4 - Men that Allow Women to Walk all Over Them and Puts Them on a Pedestal

      5 - Guys with No Passion, No Hobbies, No Cool Interests

      6 - Guys that are Clueless on What to Talk About

      7 - Guys Whose Appearance is a JOKE! (No Style - Look in the Mirror FOOL.)

      8 - Guys who Aren’t Sexually Attractive

      9 - Guys that are Only Good for their Wallets and Harmless Attention

      10 - The Alpha Male Sexy-Fun Badboy (Being a Jack Ass/Jerk Pays)

      11 - Why Women Go for Alpha Male Losers

      12 - Cocky Humor Gets Women Hooked

      13 - Note to Women

      14 - Final Thoughts

      Legal Crap Our Damn Lawyers Make Us Say

      Introduction

      There are two types of American guys out there. And they both SUCK for women… and society.

      Men are as faithful as their options.

      In the case of the nice, boring guy, he has no options. Thus he’s faithful and puts any woman he’s lucky to be with on a pedestal.

      Unfortunately, this isn’t attractive to women.

      They think it’s pathetic. And it is.

      These types of guys have no sense of self and it’s obvious to women. He has no core.

      His life dilly-dally’s around looking for some outside force (women) to complete it. In the eyes of women, he’s a blob of nothing.

      He’s thus dependent on his woman for his self-esteem and happiness.

      Sorry, dude, but you’re a loser.

      You need to have your own life separate from women and separate from being devoted to them. A guy that loses himself and his identity to curry favor with a woman or women is no guy at all.

      He’s a beta, boring, nice guy loser.

      And thus, he doesn’t invoke any attraction in women with self-worth and status.

      Even the women he’s able to snag don’t really want to be with him. They’re just settling for him at this moment while always on the lookout for an upgrade.

      But there’s another option for women… the alpha male, fun, bad boy player who is the anti-thesis of a nice, good guy.

      This guy is bad.

      And that’s fun and exciting for women. He plays by his own rules. He doesn’t care if he pisses people off, including those fragile women.

      In his mind, everything revolves around him.

      So any woman who wants to be with him will have to KNOW HER PLACE and fit into his puzzle or she’ll be dumped.

      Heck, she’ll probably be dumped even if she does know her place and does whatever he wants.

      Why?

      Because he knows he can have many more women like that and he gets bored easily.

      Unlike the loser beta nice guy, the alpha male fun bad boy has tons of options and thus, isn’t faithful even to high quality women that the nice, boring guy would give his left nut to be with.

      The problem with both these types of guys is neither is good for women and they’re both horrible for society.

      Part of the reason why the USA sucks so bad these days is because men have lost their way.

      These days there are about 80% guys who are beta, nice guy losers who get their asses kicked by other men, women, and society. These guys create wimpy male kids and bossy, self-centered little girls who take after their mothers.

      Then there are the 10% of guys who are alpha male bad boys.

      They have leadership skills, but in general, these guys are losers who are so self-centered that they can’t do anything productive for themselves or society.

      These guys create little asshole punk boys who get in trouble and can’t fit into normal society.

      And if they have little girls they’ll take after their slut moms who fell for their loser dad who has no future.

      The other 10% of men are alpha male, nice guys.

      These guys are in the sweet spot for society. Before, American society used to have about 80% of guys who fell into this category and so society ran nice and smoothly.

      They were responsible men who were family men and created respectable kids and were able to rule their household like it should be ruled.

      Society needs structure to survive and these men brought it to both their households and society.

      But today with most women shunning the 80% of beta loser guys who bore them to death, they end up having kids out of wedlock with the 10% of bad boy alpha male guys who are poor fathers.

      Kids born out of wedlock don’t have any type of structure in a home run by a single woman.

      These kids generally SUCK!

      Anyway, these women can’t control their little boys who either become beta losers (if the mother is really dominating) or they become like their loser alpha male dad… out of control and unproductive.

      And if the woman is still childless and past her prime (in her 30’s), she’ll settle for a beta guy, marry him, and have kids with him.

      But she won’t be happy because he’s weak and thus, she’ll make his life miserable.

      Look no further than why 80% of divorces are initiated by women.

      It’s because women who were being used as cum-dumpsters for alpha male bad boys in their teens and 20’s had to settle for a guy who she thinks is below her status when she reaches her 30’s.

      Anyway, this book is going to delve into both the beta nice guy loser and the alpha male bad boy loser that makes up 90% of American guys.

      Collectively, these 90% of American men SUCK and they need to be called out on it and American women need to get their heads out of their asses and learn how to have some standards when choosing guys.

      Your Solution

      Enter Whiskey Dick Tomahawk and Elrod Ammo Bodean… America’s 2 favorite rednecks.

      These guys call things as they see them. A slut is a slut and a wimp is a

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