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    Zombie Outbreak Survival: The Rules
    Zombie Outbreak Survival: The Rules
    Zombie Outbreak Survival: The Rules
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    Zombie Outbreak Survival: The Rules

    By Van Allen

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    I am a certified Texas retired Captain of the United States Marine Corps. Oorah! I served on several top-secret zombie outbreak response teams and even commanded a large zombie outbreak response unit stationed at Fort Hood. Today, I’m the local emergency response commander for my zone of the city I live in.

    You've heard of Rules of Engagement? During combat actions we need to know The Rules so we can prioritize our tactics and strategies. Making The Rules is the first step. Knowing The Rules is the second step. Living The Rules is the last step.

    If you've seen the absolutely outstanding movie "Zombieland" then you are familiar with The Rules. In "Zombieland 2" they continue with the thread about how having rules and sticking to them will save your life. Having rules and breaking them will cost you your life. Not having rules, well that's just f------ stupid.

    Don't be stupid. Read my Zombie Outbreak Survival Guides. Because...
    “In a zombie apocalypse, you need to be prepared to fight the living and the dead, but especially the living.”
    “Zombies don’t kill people and take their s---; people kill people and take their s---.”
    “In poker, a 9mm beats four aces.”

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherVan Allen
    Release dateFeb 11, 2016
    ISBN9781310001703
    Zombie Outbreak Survival: The Rules
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    Van Allen

    Van Allen Fiction by Screaming Weasel Productions is my latest work. I'm a former Captain in the US Marines who now writes thrillers and futuristic adventures, including stories with conspiracy theories, alien invasions, space wars, and of course the zombie apocalypse. In my 21-year military career, I developed expertise in both combat training early on and then criminal investigations later on. While in the Marines, I completed a Bachelor's degree in Psychology from Texas A&M University and a Masters in Psychology from The Chicago School of Professional Psychology. Originally from Houston, Texas and currently residing in Frisco, Texas, I fancy myself a secret physics, statistics, and data nerd. I'm also known today for being a part-time tennis strategy and coaching genius...by my kids...sometimes.

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