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When Archibald Ashcroft, an English tourist, mistakenly goes into the ladies' room of a Boston hotel, its occupants, Matilda Battles and her faithful companion, Leticia Echoes, unleash their fury upon him--a fury without end.
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T. J. Robertson
Although I’ve made my living as a teacher and guidance counselor, I’ve always had a passion for writing. Thomas Bouregy and Company published my novel, Return to Paradise Cove, under their Avalon imprint. Two of my one-act plays, A Different Kind of Death, and The Flirt, have been produced, respectively, in New Haven, Connecticut, and Sacramento, California. Short stories of mine have appeared in commercial magazines such as Action and True Romance as well as in certain literary and professional ones.
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