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    By Connie Bailey

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    John Garros, known to his fans as Spanish Joe for his dark good looks, makes his living as an actor in porn films. As a perfect body double for Hollywood superstar Jason Forrester, he acts in XXX-rated scenes that are inserted into Forrester’s blockbuster movies. He makes good money from the profits of the modified films and spends most of it on parties and vacations, never feeling a twinge of guilt. At least not until he bumps into Jason at a party.

    The two men have an instant physical attraction, and Jason surprises Spanish by calling him afterward. Spanish is even more surprised when the one-night stand turns into a budding relationship. Things are going great for him until Jason’s management stumbles over the thriving traffic in “enhanced” Jason Forrester movies. When Jason tells Spanish how much the deceptive DVDs hurt him, Spanish knows he has a big decision to make: keep his mouth shut and hope Jason never sees the footage, or confess and risk losing everything.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDreamspinner Press
    Release dateDec 26, 2012
    ISBN9781623803827
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      JOHN GARROS, known to his fans as Spanish Joe Vega for his dark good looks, arrived for work on Monday morning with a distinct lack of enthusiasm. He’d been planning a week-long getaway in Provincetown during the off-season. But there was a new Jason Forrester movie premiering this week, which effectively canceled any plans Spanish might have had.

      How’s it hangin’? Scrink the makeup guy asked as he powdered the upper curves of Spanish’s excellent bubble butt.

      Due south, Spanish answered absently.

      That will change once the cameras come on, Scrink said confidently. That’s why you get the big bucks.

      Yeah, instant hard-on, just add…. Spanish’s voice trailed off.

      Just add ass, Scrink finished the sentence for the film’s star.

      Works for me.

      All done, Scrink said. Wardrobe’s waiting for you.

      Wardrobe. Spanish Joe chuckled. Wonder what hat I’m wearing today?

      Scrink laughed along. For the roles Spanish played, the only costume required was an air of confidence, and he never had to worry about how his face looked in close-ups. His cock got most of the screen time, and that suited him all the way down to the ground… which is about how far his cock hung. Spanish wasn’t overly proud of his sizable endowment, but it certainly was an asset in his line of work. He didn’t only make porn films; most of his income derived from being a body double for Jason Forrester, not that Jason knew anything about it. Spanish impersonated Forrester in snippets of X-rated action that were spliced into the star’s films for sale on the black market.

      There’s my star! Irwin Speltz, popular porn director turned super-successful inserts provider, gave Spanish a bear hug. He brought with him the scents of cigar smoke, whorish perfume, and red wine.

      Isn’t it a little early, Win? Spanish said as he pulled away.

      Time is an artificial construct, and our leading lady was feeling a little… anxious. Speltz winked. I had to relieve some of her tension.

      I wondered why you smell like you’ve been dipped in slut sauce.

      Why so harsh? I thought you liked Amanda.

      I’ve never worked with her. Spanish paused. Love the name, though. Amanda Bang is classic. Just wish she didn’t have a rep as a full-blown diva.

      Are you jealous of her perks? Speltz winked again.

      Nope. I just wish she’d leave that kind of behavior to gay men who know how to do it right.

      She’s a dead ringer body double for Meghan Parsons, who—last time I checked—was still America’s sweetheart. And the costar of Jason’s new movie.

      So I get the pleasure of working with her.

      Once more into the breach. Speltz cackled. "Listen, bubie, I don’t know how a faygeleh like you gets it up for a woman, and I don’t care. All I care is that you keep making me richer."

      Doing my best, boss. Any idea when I get paid again?

      You need money? I’ll give you money, but no checks for another thirty days. Fawn says the bank is giving her fits over the—and I quote—excessive sums of Thai currency being wire transferred into the company account. We’ve been getting wire transfers from Thailand, not to mention Indonesia, Japan, and most of the rest of Asia, for over five years, and the bank still gets its panties in a wad every time.

      Spanish stopped trying to picture a bank in panties and changed the subject back. I need a couple thousand for bills and whatnot.

      No prob. I’ll have it for you by the end of shooting today.

      Thanks, Win. It’s not that you don’t pay me enough, God knows, but I can’t believe how fast it slips through my fingers.

      As long as you got the bod that matches Forrester’s, you’re worth every penny. Let me see what I can do about raising your rates.

      You’re a better agent than my real one.

      "You should fire that farkakte agent of yours. He doesn’t do anything but poke people on Facebook all day and collect twelve percent of your earnings."

      He’s making contacts.

      For what? Who you gonna work for but me?

      Hm, that’s a good point. But he does get me into some pretty good parties.

      "Putz. He gets into the parties by using your name."

      You really think so?

      Trust me on this one. In our little niche of the movie biz, you’re as big a star as Jason Forrester. Speltz pulled out his phone and looked at the time. So you ready to make magic? I figure the crew’s had time to get the lighting done.

      I’m ready when you need me to be ready.

      That’s why I love you, sweetheart. The director slapped his star’s butt as Spanish walked toward the set. "Will you look at that tuchus? I’m not gay, but I am an ass man and that is one fine caboose."

      Only one other like it, Scrink said as he stopped on his way to the set.

      Speltz chuckled. I should do a porno where a perfect ass has an evil twin.

      That’s the first truly amusing idea I’ve heard from you, Scrink said.

      "Watch it, Fluffy. There’s lots of people

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