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    Zombie Outbreak Survival: What's Left of America
    Zombie Outbreak Survival: What's Left of America
    Zombie Outbreak Survival: What's Left of America
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    Zombie Outbreak Survival: What's Left of America

    By Van Allen

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    When the $h!t hits the fan, forget most of what you think you know about zombies based on Hollywood movies, TV shows, and video games. What you don’t know will get you and everyone else killed. In his series of public service announcements, Captain Allen USMC, offers the unfiltered and uncensored harsh reality of surviving real zombie outbreaks. He delivers expert level knowledge of zombie outbreaks, and shares recently declassified information to help you get ready for and survive the coming zombie apocalypse. Keep one fact in mind as you read Captain Allen’s PSAs: Surviving a zombie apocalypse is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid. If you want to live, read this, learn this, and ignore most of what you see or read anywhere else, before it’s too late. When the fecal matter impacts the rotating aerial oscillator and you find yourself up to your eyeballs in flesh eating zombies and lunatic apocalypse hooligans, you’ll be glad you took every chance you could to read every one of these definitive zombie apocalypse preparation PSAs you could get your hands on. It’s not too late, yet.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherVan Allen
    Release dateApr 30, 2016
    ISBN9781310440175
    Zombie Outbreak Survival: What's Left of America
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    Van Allen

    Van Allen Fiction by Screaming Weasel Productions is my latest work. I'm a former Captain in the US Marines who now writes thrillers and futuristic adventures, including stories with conspiracy theories, alien invasions, space wars, and of course the zombie apocalypse. In my 21-year military career, I developed expertise in both combat training early on and then criminal investigations later on. While in the Marines, I completed a Bachelor's degree in Psychology from Texas A&M University and a Masters in Psychology from The Chicago School of Professional Psychology. Originally from Houston, Texas and currently residing in Frisco, Texas, I fancy myself a secret physics, statistics, and data nerd. I'm also known today for being a part-time tennis strategy and coaching genius...by my kids...sometimes.

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      Zombie Outbreak Survival - Van Allen

      Zombie Outbreak Survival: What’s Left of America

      Van Allen

      Published by Screaming Weasel Productions Distributed by Smashwords

      Copyright 2016 Van Allen

      Zombie Outbreak Survival: What’s Left of America

      Screaming Weasel Productions

      www.VanAllenFiction.com

      vanallenfiction@aol.com

      Copyright Van Allen 2016

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