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    Sex Jokes
    Sex Jokes
    Sex Jokes
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    Sex Jokes

    By Joe King

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    Sex Jokes
    One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !
    Have fun and laugh!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMARINE PUBLISHING
    Release dateMay 5, 2016
    ISBN9781365043772
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      Sex Jokes - Joe King

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      Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

      Jokes Series

      Copyright© 2016 Biography Series

      Published by Leo King

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      Best sex jokes

      A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, What were you and Dad doing? The mother replies, Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it. You're wasting your time, said the boy. Why is that? asked his mom, puzzled. Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.

      Vote: +1-1Joke has 86.18 % from 2522 votes.

      A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey. The child seems to comprehend. Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that? Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.

      Vote: +1-1Joke has 86.00 % from 1943 votes.

      A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents’ room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging for all they were worth. DAD! he shouted. What are you doing? It’s ok, his father replied. Your mother wants a baby, that’s all. The small boy, excited at the prospect of a new baby brother, was pleased and went back to bed with a smile on his face. Several weeks later, the little boy was walking past the bathroom and was shocked to discover his mother giving oral gratification to his father. DAD! he shouted. What are you doing now? Son, there’s been a change of plan, his father replied. Your mother did want a baby, but now she wants a BMW.

      Vote: +1-1Joke has 85.94 % from 1516 votes.

      A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, About 2 hours. The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around at the shop and said, About 3 hours. The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop and said, About an hour and a half. The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said, Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back. A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, So, where does he go when he leaves? Bob looked up, wiped the

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