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    Animal Jokes
    Animal Jokes
    Animal Jokes
    Ebook28 pages22 minutes

    Animal Jokes

    By Jeo King

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    Animal Jokes
    One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !
    Have fun and laugh!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMARINE PUBLISHING
    Release dateMay 5, 2016
    ISBN9781365044069
    Animal Jokes

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      Animal Jokes - Jeo King

      JOKES

      Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

      Jokes Series

      Copyright© 2016 Biography Series

      Published by Leo King

      Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

      This e-book is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This e-book may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your enjoyment only, then please return to Amazon.com or your favorite retailer and purchase your own copy.

      Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      ANIMAL JOKES

      What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

      It gets toad away.

      ZDW

      Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

      A: Put it on my bill.

      TheLaughFactory

      A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here! A pastor hears this and asks, Why are you calling them 'dam fish.' The boy responds, Because I caught these fish at the local dam. The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way. He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!

      bandajoey92

      Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. How do you breathe through something so small?

      TheLaughFactory

      There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse.

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