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    Food Jokes
    Food Jokes
    Food Jokes
    Ebook17 pages9 minutes

    Food Jokes

    By Jeo King

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    Food Jokes
    One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !
    Have fun and laugh!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMARINE PUBLISHING
    Release dateMay 5, 2016
    ISBN9781365044007
    Food Jokes

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      Food Jokes - Jeo King

      JOKES

      Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

      Jokes Series

      Copyright© 2016 Biography Series

      Published by Leo King

      Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

      This e-book is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This e-book may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your enjoyment only, then please return to Amazon.com or your favorite retailer and purchase your own copy.

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      FOOD JOKES

      A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,

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