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Karaoke King: The Men of Jen, #1
By Your Jen
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Karaoke King is the first "man-i-sode" in the Men of Jen short story series. If your man eats frozen pizza rolls, can't stop hanging around karaoke bars and guzzles beer, you may be in trouble.
In order to avoid going to prison for murder, Your Jen decided to place her angst and aggression into writing about all the men that have tormented her through the years...well, she may have tormented a few herself. The Men of Jen stories are comedic shorts that focus on the stereotypes of different men. Read on if you are in the mood for a good laugh.
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Karaoke King - Your Jen
Dedication
To the perfect couples out there... FUCK YOU!
Disclosures: Karaoke King was not physically harmed in the making of this episode...much. If you find any grammatical errors within the text of this book, it’s the man’s fault. I swear to you, on my neighbor’s children’s lives, that all the stories included in The Men of Jen
series are complete fabrications.
Brief Introduction – Your Jen
Hello! My name is Jen, and I’m a serial dater. I’ve been clean and sober for one year now. That’s right...I’ve been dateless for one fucking year, and even turned down a date only yesterday. It wasn’t easy to say, No!
but my willpower holds strong.
The first step is to admit the problem (see above paragraph), and the second step...well, I don’t know what the second step is. I’m making it up as I go along. There are no support groups for serial daters in my area, so I’m winging it. Cold turkey does suck, by the way.
So, here it goes...
Once upon a time, long ago...who am I kidding here? My life is no damn fairytale, and if yours is...we can NEVER be friends. It all began in my formative teen years, when I was wronged by my very first
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