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    49 Excuses for Staying Up Past Your Bedtime

    By James Warwood

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    About this ebook

    Can you hear footsteps getting closer and closer to your bedroom door? . . . Does the clock say one minute to bedtime? . . . Are you definitely NOT tired yet? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for staying up past your bedtime!

    Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to get away with staying up past their bedtime. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.

    Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into all kinds of trouble! (So if your parents ask where you heard these excuses you didn’t hear them from me).

    Recommended Age: 10+

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJames Warwood
    Release dateJun 2, 2016
    ISBN9781311694539
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    49 Excuses for Staying Up Past Your Bedtime
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    James Warwood

    There are some kids who can do all the actions, sing all the words, smile for the camera, read every book and write their name backwards. And there are some kids who spend most of their time staring off into space. James Warwood was a star-gazer.Twenty years later and James still spends most of his adult life day-dreaming, only now his day-dreams become children's stories.Birthday: 20th JulyFavourite Colour: BlueFavourite Animal: SquirrelsHobbies: Running, playing bass guitar, watching F1, and drawing silly cartoons (though not all at once)

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