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Crimes Against Humanity: Memoirs of El Dookie
By Jay Aldridge
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Crimes Against Humanity is a hair-raising memoir, set in the fratire genre, depicting the morally reprehensible activities of El Dookie. From his senior year of high school to thirty-nine years old, this raunchy and humorous glimpse into his life chronicles the repulsive actions inflicted on friends, family, women and strangers. Nothing is off limits in these spine-tingling tales of sex, booze, bodily functions and socially unacceptable behavior.
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Graduate-Klondike High School Graduate-The University of Texas at Arlington Sigma Chi Alumnus Life Loyal Sig Medical Real Estate Developer/International Consultant Fratire Writer
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