General Sanders Part One
By Dan Cooper
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Every tweet and Donald Trump rose in the polls. It was like nothing any one had ever seen. Donald Trump, more popular than ever, will soon be sworn in as US President.
Lame duck President Obama just came into possession of technology can change the world. President Obama doesn't want the technology to get in the hands of the President-Elect.
Dan Cooper
Pamela Chandler, holds a Bachelors of Arts degree in Psychology and a Masters of Science degree in Education. She has been an educator to both children and adults for over 13 years. Originally from Boston, MA, she now resides in the United Arab Emirates with her husband and daughter.
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General Sanders Part One - Dan Cooper
General Sanders: Part One
Copyright 2016 Dan Cooper
Published by Dan Cooper at Smashwords
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Table of Contents
THIS BOOK IS COMPLETELY FAKE
Acknowledgements
Chapter One – Nuclear Submarine Captain McRiley
Chapter Two – Bernie Sanders
Chapter Three – Donald Trump
Chapter Four – Bernie Sanders
Chapter Five – Donald Trump
Chapter Six – Hillary Clinton
Chapter Seven – Bernie Sanders
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Warning
This piece of satire uses characters that are based on real politicians (names unchanged). Nothing said about the politicians in this piece of fiction is real. Any policy positions expressed are exaggerated and do not represent the actual policy position of the candidate. Further, I have no way knowing what any actual politicians thinks, the thoughts of the characters in this short story come from my imagination, and are used as satire.
Acknowledgements
I would like to thank my pregnant wife for setting time aside to explore new things, specifically setting aside the time to allow me to write such nonsense. Also, she was also forced to read the book numerous, numerous times before it was in a readable condition.
Also, to the others who provide encouragement or kind words, thank you.
Nuclear Submarine Captain McRiley – Chapter One
There was a time when this wouldn't have bothered me. Summoned to the JW Marriot and effectively held hostage. I'm pretty good at rationalizing away the worst case scenario. 999/1000 times this is Pentagon bureaucracy run amok.
Finally, a knock on the hotel room door. Maybe I don’t want to know