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    175 Yo Papa Jokes

    By Sandra Staines

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    Yo Mama got so tired of all the Yo Mama jokes making her look bad that she asked me to write some Yo Papa jokes to even out the score.

    Yo papa's so fat he works as a bra model.

    Yo papa's so stupid that he thinks square roots are what grow on diseased trees.

    Yo papa's such a criminal that all the other criminals in town held a protest march, demanding that he leave some work for them.

    Yo papa's so insecure he thinks everyone is talking about him. Well, yo, papa...guess what!

    Yo papa's so ugly that he makes a baboon's butt look pretty.

    Yo papa's so vain that he rides elevators all day long so he can admire himself in the mirrors.

    Yo papa is so shy he blushes each time the mail man speaks to him; his twin can't understand why yo papa behaves this way.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateJun 12, 2016
    ISBN9781365189180
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