Obama's Alien Conspiracy With The Beast: The Temptation Of Man

As The World Dies, The Aliens Come

In a parallel universe very similar to the one you're reading this from, it is a warmer. Early morning day in April. I have been celebrating my birthday, after saying I’m not going to drink anymore. Unfortunately, I'm a slow learner. Now with my hangover and rotting gut, again I am thinking, will I ever learn? It is 2016! I am 46, and feeling old and alone. However it's time to put out my internationally renowned daily blog.

It is Obama's last year as president and the economy is good. But everybody hates him and it seems the world is falling apart. What's sad is no one cares; we are more concerned about all the distractions we've come to know and love like Facebook, sports, TV shows, and movies. In fact, 90% of the people I know don't even watch the news. It's not that they’re blind; it's just that they hate what they see. Islamic extremists are killing hundreds of thousands around the globe. These are the things that constantly lead me into despair.

Like the great and awesome Ozzy Osbourne once said, It seems to me man has no will to live—we're breaking all God’s rules. It, does however, reaffirm my faith in Jesus and God, because all these things have been written about in the Bible and Jesus said these things must first come to pass, but the end is not yet. (Matthew chapter 24) The beast, the false prophet or the antichrist has yet to come. Although if you talk to most people, they believe Obama is the beast, and sometimes I wonder. He says he was Muslim but became Christian when he married, but he is deporting millions of hard working, God loving Christian Latinos. All the while he has been increasing the numbers of Muslim refugees to the U.S. by the hundreds of thousands. He cannot serve two masters. Either it's Christ Jesus or Allah, and judging by his lack of action he has done nothing to stop ISIS, Boko Haram, and all the other Muslim jihadi groups who have slaughtered millions of people around the globe.

The world I see is drastically moving towards destruction. Lately, though, amazing stories and videos of UFOs are constantly in the news and I would not believe them had I not seen one myself over Egypt, N.Y. in 1991.

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It was amazing, and what I can only say had to be a UFO hovering in the air just above the trees, a block away from the edge of the road. It happened as my family and I were coming home from a fun filled shopping trip at the mall, while traveling down route 31 through Perinton, N.Y. We passed through Egypt and I saw what looked like a blimp floating above the trees on the left side of the road as we drove up the hill. I began looking through my windshield at all different angles to see if it was a glare in my window or something else. It was not; I saw it no matter where I looked through the windshield. So to make absolutely sure in my mind, I stuck my head out the driver's side window like a dog as I drove up the road towards the UFO. Everyone in front of me and behind me must have thought, what is that crazy fool doing? But there it was up above the trees as I drove towards it. The UFO was about 65 feet long and had three large windows side by side in the center, each about ten feet high and about fifteen feet wide. I couldn't see anyone or anything in there so I stuck my head back in the car and asked my wife if she could see it, and she said no. Surprised at her answer, I stuck my arm out the window, pointing up at the craft as we went up the hill, asking her again and again, Don’t you see? It's right there! No was still her answer, so as I drove up the hill with my arm out the window pointing at it, I thought, as soon as I come past the intersection, I'm going to stop at the top of the hill and get out and get a really good look at this thing. I had just come up to the intersection when I saw the humongous craft take off at about 150 miles per hour. It went about 400 yards away, not so far that I couldn't see it anymore but then it started disappearing from the front to the back, like it had a cloaking device or as if it were going into another dimension. Either way, once you see a UFO you will become a believer.

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From that point on, I have always believed in UFOs. What I haven't figured out yet is why won't they contact us? The only reasons I can think of is: one, they don't want to get involved with our crazy asses. Two, the government is in contact with them, and they have asked the aliens not to contact us for fear of some societal meltdown. The third possibility is maybe they are from our future and they can't interfere because it might change their future existence. I don't know, my friends. Only time will tell. I Firmly believe, however, this can only be the end times. I wonder how all these UFOs work into God’s plan or if they negate it, because it doesn't say anything about aliens in the last days, only the beast, the antichrist, and the false prophet.

It has been 25 years since I saw that UFO and it's now 2016. I'm paralyzed from the neck down, with only a little movement in my fingers from a police assisted suicide attempt when I was drunk and depressed after my 2nd DWI at age twenty-five. Now I see all this happening before my own eyes in a bed behind a television screen. We are destroying the world's very balanced ecosystem. The heat from our reckless and unrepentant burning of fossil fuels are melting all the ice caps of the earth and the great ice glaciers that flow down from our highest mountains.

What nobody has pieced together yet is that all this fresh ice melt that is flowing into the ocean at an alarming rate is not yet raising ocean levels because it's flowing towards the deepest part of our planet's crust: The Pacific plate. The sheer weight of all this excess water is pushing the Pacific plate down, causing great and diverse earthquakes around the world as spoken of in the Bible. like it has in Japan, Indonesia and all the other devastating earthquakes that have rocked our world for the last 20 years.

Jason, my long-time friend in Christ, has seen as much as I. We are now in our late forties. We have lived through so much. We are now seeing tornadoes and hurricanes by the dozens to hundreds of tornadoes a year destroying America and wiping whole towns off the map. Floods around the world are washing away town after town every spring, while forests are burned away in the summer. Prominent Republicans and global climate change deniers who are paid to have us believe differently for their own profit and gain will still deny till the end that global warming is happening. Meanwhile, hurricanes continue to get stronger, larger, and deadlier than ever. Since I've seen them as a 20-year-old, they would be large, but usually just bounce off the southern states. Fast track 20 years later to the present and we are seeing monster hurricanes that no longer just bounce off the southern and eastern coasts but cover entire states. These monster hurricanes are three or four times as strong and they pack tornado force winds of up to 200 miles an hour.

Being paralyzed, I've watched in amazement at the devastation around the world at home in my wheelchair, but my close friends see it first hand and we can only agree these are the distress of nations spoken of in the last days of the Bible.

The U.S. national debt is almost 20 trillion dollars now. I really think they are planning a controlled collapse into the one world government in 2020. The only good news is marijuana—a plant that has been highly ilegal for years we are n.ow discovering it helps millions, from easing chronic pain, to reducing seizures, and curing cancer.

Bill, get off the computer and come outside right now! Dude, you are not going to believe what is flying above the house! My friend Jason shouts, as I am sitting here at the computer, writing all this.

I hear nothing; no drug helicopters or planes, so as I maneuver my wheelchair around the furniture, I yell out, What the hell is it?

Bill, just shut up and get your ass out here! Now! my ex-wife Mary yells back. I make my way down the ramp and around the house and look up. Then, finally, I see it. This thing is huge.

It's a UFO, just like the one I saw in Egypt!

Why is it here? Is it after us? Mary asks, her voice shaking with fear.

I don't know, but it's not coming down, I reply.

Wow, I thought you were full of it back in ‘91, but this is amazing. It looks just like you said, Jason shouts as I look over to see him videotaping the encounter.

I still can't believe it, I say, See this thing; it's about 65 feet long and it has those three windows right on each side of it. I'm not sure why it's here or how the hell they found me... but just as I say that, it takes off.

Jason says, No way, I have it all on camera; we have got to post it on CNN or sell it or something.

I think we better hurry up, bro; look around, everybody is out here with cameras. So we jet into the house and start uploading the video, and I say how did they find me? Maybe they got me chipped or something.

I don’t think it was just you Bill, look at the television, Mary says. I turn to look at the television and it is happening all over the world.

Oh my God. I think this definitely means we're not alone, guys.

Why are they here? Are they going to kill us or something? Mary asks.

I don't know, but we’d better stock up on supplies. Jason, you and Mary get to the store and buy up all the beans, spaghetti, and spice mix you can find. I'll call the kids and get them over here and keep an eye on the house. Too many people know we are stocked to the roof with guns and ammo.

Jason and Mary leave to get supplies, but little do we know, so does everybody else.

* * *

On the way to the store Jason takes in the scene in front of him. People are nuts! They’re running each other off the road, getting into crashes like it's the end of the world or something.

We've got to get to the store. We hardly have anything in the house, we won't last two weeks, Mary replies.

Well, maybe we can get to John's Market, Jason says, I know they don't have the biggest selection, but that's as far as we can get without getting run off the road or shot at, for that matter.

It looks like everybody's going to Walmart anyway, Mary says.

Alright, Jason answers, making a quick left turn into the local foodmart, here we are. Let's pull up by the door and fill up two carts with whatever we can and get the hell out of here, okay?

As they pull up, the owner is standing at the door with an AK-47, and says, No parking here unless you got cash.

Mary reaches into her purse and whips out a wad of cash. Will $700 do?

John's eyes open wide as he reaches for the money. Happy shopping, but no weapons in here. I’ll watch your truck.

Sweet, Jason says as he slides his M-16 back under the seat. I'm glad you had that money. I only have $300 at the max and we still need to get gas.

Mary and Jason run through the store like it's a free for all timed event, piling all the spaghetti, beans, and canned meat they can get their hands on into the carts. Jason notices all the meat in the meat section is being cleaned out.

We got to get some steak or something before it's all gone, he says.

Don't worry, Mary says, the beans have more protein than the meat and a longer shelf life. Also, the spaghetti has a lot of carbs. Bill has been planning this for a while, we just didn't know the end of the world would come so soon and nothing like aliens attacking us, it's nothing like the Bible said at all. I still have plenty of money, we can get a lot of that dehydrated meat, and then we got to go; who knows what the roads are like now.

Jason and Mary finish cashing out, but as they’re pushing the carts out to the truck they overhear two guys arguing with John, the store owner.

Why is their money better than ours? This is bullshit! says one of them.

John says, I told you cash only, now get the hell out of here.

Then the one guy slides up behind John and puts a gun to his head. Give me the gun or I'll blow a hole through your cash-only policy, asshole.

The other guy looks at Mary and Jason and says, Yea, while you're at it, give us them carts.

Over my dead body, Jason growls.

The other guy smirks. That sounds like a deal to me, and points the gun at Jason's head. Mary jumps onto Jason and holds him.

No, take the food, we can buy more.

The guys grab the shopping carts and start walking away when Mary pulls a gun out of her purse and shoots the guy with the gun in the ass. He falls backward.

Thinking the shooter is John, he shouts, You dick! and points the gun at him.

You bastard! You shot me in the ass! You're a dead man now. Mary quickly steps out from behind Jason and shoots the guy in the head.

Hey asshole, nobody steals food from my babies’ mouths. Now give me the food and get the hell out of here, or I'll give you a matching hole in the head like your buddy. Mary says to the other guy.

He stutters back, No problem, I'm out of here, sorry, and scrambles out of there without looking back.

John grabs the guns from the dead guy and tells Mary and Jason, Take the food and get the hell out of here, I'll take care of this. The government passed a stand your ground protection order to protect your property during the Bush administration. I have this covered, now go.

Mary and Jason throw the food in the back of the truck and haul ass.

Jason gawks at Mary, his voice trembling with a mixture of excitement and fear. Holy crap, it's a good thing you had that gun; he was going to drop my ass right there.

Mary replies angrily, We don't have an arsenal of guns for looks; I'll cap anybody who messes with my family.

He exhales, trying to calm his nerves. Thank God, that was a close one. Hey, did you notice the roads aren't crazy like earlier? I wonder where everyone is.

I don't know, Mary answers, buckling her seatbelt, but let's get home.

* * *

Waiting outside the house as they pull up I notice they look frazzled, but I tell them to get the food in the house and I'll watch the truck. While we are storing away the food, Jason tells me how it was just complete chaos, people were going nuts, and CNN is still playing on the television showing all the videos of the UFOs that are showing up all around the world, but now they're reporting that all the UFOs have flown off.

Wow, I say, what do you think about that? They’ve all gone now?

That would explain why the roads were clear on our way home. It was like night and day compared to our ride in.

Oh no, Mary says in horror, I killed that guy for nothing.

What guy, who got killed? I ask.

Jason says, No way, Mary, that was completely justified. He was about to kill me. If it hadn’t been for your quick action, it would have been me or John Brothers.

I know, said Mary, but I just wish it didn't happen.

Listen to me, Mary, God gives you two reasons to kill somebody. One is to protect yourself and your family, which you did by saving Jason and John. The other is in the case of murder or rape. These are the two sins God says, send them to me for judgment. So, Mary, wash that guilt away and go pray. Talk to God, make your confession and ask God for forgiveness in Jesus’ name his son, our savior. Most important know that you may not be able to forgive yourself for a while, but God already has. He knows the circumstances and he has always been on your side. Just by the fact that you feel terrible for this shows God that yes, you are a child of His. Now get up and shake it off, because we have work to do. We've just been warned that we are not alone and we are not in control.

Thanks, Bill, you always know just what to say and I'm glad you always seek God’s council. It makes me feel closer to God and I know we will see Matt again, I miss our son so much in Jesus name I will pray thanks, Mary says.

Yes, we will, I reply, now let's get going; we have just witnessed a world event, and we have no idea what's going to happen next. Stacy and the grandkids should be here soon. I already told her to bring all the food she has in her house so we should be able to hunker down here for a few weeks until we know exactly what's going to happen, then we can go on from there.

Yo, Jason says, "there is nothing on television except these UFO videos people shot, on every channel. All they are reporting is the news about the UFOs.

That is awesome, I say, they all look like the one I saw, but this time, it's almost like a military armada or something.

Yeah, but I've seen videos of UFOs for years and they seem to come in all different shapes and sizes, Jason says.

Mary says, I know, I've even seen videos where they are like orbs of light, which split off and separate from each other. I have even seen them making crop circles. I've seen all sorts on YouTube.

Well, as of today, I say, we can only assume these are the only real ones, or maybe they are, in fact, the military version of them.

What's the deal with the government; they haven't put out one briefing about what just happened, or one of those emergency messages? Jason notes.

They could be under attack or something, I suggest. I’ve got a feeling they are hiding their asses; not one government has come out with a comment yet, or they are all talking about what they should do as a coordinated response. I have seen those UFOs in action; we have nothing that can maneuver the way they can, let alone disappear or whatever they did the last time I saw them.

Stacy and the grandchildren are here, Mary calls out.

"Good, I was getting worried about them. Jason, make sure they and the food get into the house safely; I don't really trust all the neighbors that much, they already saw us move a bunch of food in here already.

Stacy, my daughter who is pregnant with baby Natalia, comes in and asks, Hey Dad, what's going on? Are we under attack or something?

Trying to calm her, I tell her, No I think they just wanted to say hi, we’re here and we want to get to know ya.

That's what I think too, Grandpa. I have seen them before and they always seemed really nice to me.

Elizabeth, you have seen them before? I ask.

Yes, Grandpa, we all have: me, Jazmin, Owen, and Lilly.

Yeah, Grandpa, they are always flying over the house, Lilly chimes in.

I've seen them too, Grandpa, says Owen, and the gumdrop people are really funny too.

The gumdrop people, where have you seen them before?

They are all over, but they told us not to tell anybody, Owen says.

Are they around here right now, Owen?

No, Grandpa, they don't come around you guys; they said you could not see them anyway, and if we told, you might think we’re crazy.

Really, I reply, how long have you been seeing them?

Jazmin, the oldest, speaks up. They have been around for a while, since last Christmas or so. They really like Christmas! They said everybody is so happy and loving, they like it when we're all happy. It makes them happy.

That's cool, Jason says, I like it when we’re happy and loving too.

Well, Stacy, why don't you take the kids to the bunkers so they can set up their beds.

Owen immediately starts celebrating. "Yeah! We get to stay in our bunker beds tonight Grandma?

Yeah, if Grandpa says it's okay then it's okay with me.

Stacy says, You kids go ahead, I'll put the food away. It's a good thing I just went grocery shopping last night. This is my whole paycheck.

Stacy before you do, let me talk to ya for a moment, okay?

Sure, Dad, what's up?

So the kids never mentioned the aliens before?

No, well not really. I mean I've heard them talking and laughing, but every time I went to see who they were talking to, there was nobody there and they said they were talking to the gumdrop people, but I thought they were just imaginary friends or something, you know what I mean?

Yeah, I guess I do, but for now, I want to know if you hear from them again, okay?

Yeah, sure. Do you really think they have something to do with all those UFOs?

Yes, I do. I saw that first UFO when you and Matt were kids in the back of the car, so they could have been around here for years. What I'm concerned about is whether they’re here for friendly purposes or not. I want to know if they’re here or not so I can try to communicate with them, okay, darling?

Yeah, sure, Dad. Under the circumstances I want to know, too, especially if they're talking to the kids, Stacy says as she goes and checks on the kids.

Jason says, You know, if they've been talking to the grandkids all these years and haven't hurt them, maybe they’re alright.

Yeah, I'm inclined to think so, too, but I prefer to talk to them myself just to make sure. Just then all of our phones ring. When we answer them, an automated message starts playing. It's the government saying this is the emergency broadcast system, we are calling to inform you that the president of the United States has an important message to communicate and asks that you turn on the television to any channel and if you cannot get to a TV, turn on a radio to any station, otherwise stay on the phone for an important announcement. Mary quickly turns the sound back up on the TV.

I blurt out, I really want to hear this shit.

Me too, Mary says, I'm scared as hell.

Well, I would say don't be, I doubt they flew 100,000 light years just to pick a fight with us or steal all our planet’s resources. If they can fly that far in space, they already have the ability to make all the stuff they need to survive.

Bill, Jason shouts, Here it is; it's starting.

President Obama appears on the TV in what seems to be the Oval Office.

Good afternoon, my fellow Americans, as you have already noticed, America and the entire planet have experienced what some would consider an exciting, and or scary moment in the history of our world. Today, we have all been witness to what we can only call a great awakening, that yes, we are no longer alone in this great and vast universe. For all these years, we have been looking for the possibility of life on other planets. It turns out alien civilizations have been studying us for quite some time.

We know this because yes, our own U.S. government has not only been aware of the extraterrestrial life for more than 90 years; I can now declassify that we have been in contact with them for the last 26 years. This contact and all information have been kept between the highest echelons of the defense department and the presidents themselves, myself included. This information has been on a need to know basis for military control and superiority basis only.

However, due to recent events in negotiations, the alien life forms, against our better judgment, have decided to announce themselves to the world for our own good. Yes, you heard that right: they have decided they want to help us. They have informed us if they do not step in soon we will, in fact, bring our world to an uninhabitable point of no return unto which we as a human race will not be able to recover from. They, however, have ensured us that with their help and technologies; they still can bring us back from the brink of our own destructive tendencies, which have been destroying our delicate ecosystems. As you know, there has been much debate about our environment and how we're damaging it or not, with scientists and environmentalists on one side, and climate change deniers working for the fossil fuel industry on the other side.

Well, after many negotiations with the alien civilizations around us, and there are many, they have decided we cannot make the decisions needed to take our planet into a more harmonious nature that can sustain not only our present seven billion populations, but more, and from their estimates, we will be able to sustain another eleven billion on top of the seven billion we already barely maintain. The reason they are intervening now is to give us all a choice before our planet suffers a catastrophic environmental collapse that they say we will not recover from. This, and similar speeches are being given out to all the people of the world by their respective leaders. The choice we are being given is the salvation of our planet for not only us but all the other species we share this beautiful earth with. We will also be invited into the Galaxy of Divine Saved Worlds in The Heavenly Universe, for the betterment of all beings and I quote and all the perks that come with it," or the aliens said they will not interfere and let us go unto our own destruction. This will be a majority rules vote of over 7 billion people and all dissenters will have to live with the outcome of the vote. So here it is; all U.S citizens and other visitors within U.S. borders will have to go to the website U.S.GOV/ALIENVOTE

where we have already set up a simple questionnaire. The vote will be open for one week upon which the votes will be tallied worldwide, then presented to the United Nations where an alien delegation called the Neferians await our answer, then the world will be notified live."

This is the choice you will have to make. As president of our country, I will remain silent on my choice until the world vote has been tallied either way. With that said, I would like to thank you all for your time in this great and historic matter and I wish all Americans a good night and God bless America and God bless our world. Until next week, my fellow citizens, goodnight."

The TV then goes back to its regular broadcasters, as all of our jaws drop. We just look at each other.

I knew it they've been in contact with aliens for years. I knew they were lying to us. Jason says. This is amazing and not only that, but we really have always been right about global warming as well.

If we don't do something now, we will lose this beautiful planet God has given us, I comment.

Mary says, All that time I thought you were crazy; I'm so sorry Bill; you did see that spaceship and now the grandkids tell us they've been talking to them all these years.

Stacy asks, Why didn't they just come to us? We would have made the changes needed; nobody wants to see the world die.

Stacy, I tell her, "I have a feeling they've been wanting to come to us for years. But the rich and powerful knew they would stand to lose billions they make every year ravaging the earth, taking all the resources they can and polluting the earth with their poor fossil fuel energy generating systems. I'm sure there's a lot of things that have been going on in this world that we have no idea has been going on. Like Jesus said in the Bible, we wrestle not with people but against powers and principalities. I, for one, would like to talk to these gumdrop people before I make any decision,