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    Earth Girls Aren't Easy
    Earth Girls Aren't Easy
    Earth Girls Aren't Easy
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    Earth Girls Aren't Easy

    By Jaide Fox

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    Rebel Earthling, Chyna Lin has just been "presented" the "opportunity" by alien King Darion Jatara to bear his children. She has two problems with that. One: he's a real jerk. Two: she has every intention of escaping.

    Rating: Novella.  Contains highly sensual content and language as well as an overbearing alpha hero and a heroine uninterested in complying--well, sort of....

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAndrea DePasture
    Release dateJul 29, 2016
    ISBN9781536554076
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      Earth Girls Aren't Easy - Jaide Fox

      EARTH GIRLS AREN’T EASY

      Jaide Fox

      © copyright by Jaide Fox

      Cover Art by Eliza Black, © copyright September 2012

      www.jaidefoxbooks.com

      This is a work of fiction. All characters, events, and places are of the author’s imagination and not to be confused with fact. Any resemblance to living persons or events is merely coincidence.

      Table of Contents

      Chapter One

      Chapter Two

      Chapter Three

      Chapter Four

      Chapter Five

      Chapter Six

      Chapter Seven

      Chapter One

      Darion Jatara, ruler of the planet Attar, crossed his arms over his chest and looked down at the woman who was to be the bearer of his children. He frowned at her when she did not answer him immediately, but rather stared at him as if he’d grown a second head. He repeated himself, slowly this time so she would miss nothing.

      Option number one—become my concubine and produce the heir I need to secure my position. He gave her a hard look, trying to see if she comprehended his words. Her mouth dropped open. He spoke louder. Option two—I send you to the penal colony on Hellinos ... where you’ll never again see the light of day.

      It was a hell of a position he’d found himself in. He’d wanted her since he’d first clapped eyes on her, but he knew he’d never get a chance to get his hands on her if she had a real choice in the matter.

      She was a rebel, after all, and an alien one at that—one of those irksome Earthlings that had infested his beautiful kingdom.

      Something about the first time he’d seen her, though.... She was beautiful, as she was now, except then her face reflected an angry rebel yell as she led Earthling forces through their barricades, brandishing weapons and stunning anything that moved. Her clothing had been burned and shredded, and he’d caught delicious glimpses of lithe muscles and creamy golden skin as she stormed through and elbowed soldiers into unconsciousness.

      His vantage then couldn’t hold a rothree flame to what he could see now.

      Large holes ripped her jumpsuit all over, as if a vyldebeast had gotten hold of her, revealing tantalizing amounts of flesh: a deeply curved waist, toned and tight belly; thighs accustomed to fleeing and pursuing ... that would soon flex around his hips in ecstasy; arms built for holding a weapon ... or curling around his back. She was small and compact, toned. Her dark, tilted eyes gazed at him with a mixture of confusion and anger. Her long, incredibly black hair hung down her back and chest, obscuring the small mounds of her breasts, and he grew hard just thinking of baring them and sucking them into his mouth.

      He did not worry over her daintiness, for he was big enough for them both to breed large sons on her. Her feistiness would do well in their blood, and he rather enjoyed the idea of having sons with as exotic looks as she possessed. He’d never seen a woman so small and strong and fierce, so dark of hair and eyes.

      It took strength of will not to stride down to her and take her there on the floor, in front of his men.

      He would have her decision first, however.

      Chyna Lin gaped at the man who’d been the enemy of her people since they’d settled on Attar. She’d been told the ruler was a heartless bastard. She hadn’t been told that he was insane as well.

      He was serious!

      He stood above her on the dais awaiting her response, his arms and chest bulging with muscle, back rigidly straight, and an intense, imperial look on his face. Jatara was every inch the alien warrior king and, apparently, crazy as hell. Or maybe doped up. Whatever the cause, she didn’t care too much for either option, but it was obvious she had to choose one that’d get her to option three—escape.

      Uh. Option two. At his frown, she added, Wait! Which was the baby thing? I’ll pick that one.

      His eyes narrowed. He studied her suspiciously a few minutes and finally nodded.

      She was just to the point of relaxing when the guards standing behind her seized her by the arms and dragged her from the cavernous chamber. Wait! Did I pick the wrong one? Was it a trick question? she gasped, struggling ineffectually against the great brutes carting her away.

      Jatara said nothing, leaving her to wonder if he’d taken offense at her hesitation.

      She wouldn’t have been surprised if that was the case.

      The two pro-wrestler look-alikes dragged her through the marbled halls until they reached what had to be the communal harem, because there was no way one man could possibly take care of this many women on his own. In his dreams.

      Women of all ages crowded around her once she’d been released. She turned, dismayed to see one of the guards had remained inside, standing

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