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The Fast and the Furriest
By Louisa Swann
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You can get away with a lot of things in Hell—bad singing, bad politics, bad breath.
Even murder.
But no one gets away with stealing Sam the Ham’s delicious Golden Pig.
A laugh-out-loud story about life after death—from a rebel hamster’s point of view.
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Louisa Swann
Louisa is a professional writer living in northern California with husband, son, and a slew of critters, both domestic and wild. The family has been off the grid for over twenty years and keeps their carbon footprint small by doing without frig and water heater. Besides writing and caring for critters, both two-legged and four-legged, Louisa is the proud mama of a host of other little beings, namely veggies and flowers, who live in their 8′x16′ greenhouse. Springs fills the air with flowers and song while frogs leap merrily underfoot. Life is sweet!
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The Fast and the Furriest - Louisa Swann
You can get away with a lot of things in Hell—bad singing, bad politics, bad breath.
Even murder.
But no one gets away with stealing Sam the Ham’s delicious Golden Pig.
A laugh-out-loud story about life after death—from a rebel hamster’s point of view.
~~~* * *~~~
Published by
Eye of the Eagle
P.O. Box 2078
Portola, CA 96122
The Fast and the Furriest
Copyright © 2016 Louisa Swann
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Cover Artist:
Brandon Swann
License Notes
This is a work of fiction. All characters and incidents in this book are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is purely coincidental. This book, or parts thereof, may not be reproduced in any form without permission.
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The Fast and the Furriest
YOU CAN GET away with a lot of things in Hell—bad singing, bad politics, bad breath. You can even get away with murder.
But no one was going to get away with stealing Sam the Ham’s delicious Golden Pig.
Yeah, Sam was a hamster, but that
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