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My Mixology
My Mixology
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My Mixology

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My Mixology bridges between the uncomplicated, optimistic cocktails of the 1950s and the gourmet craft drinks emerging in the 21st century. You will find inventive, delicious, and easy-to-build cocktails like the Black Gold Bloody Mary, Mocha Kahlua Irish Whiskey, Wild Cherry Bourbon, Ginger Shandy Cocktail. An entire chapter is devoted to mixing tasty, savory martinis. This book also includes many new takes on old standards. The pages brim with artful photographs. Between sips enjoy the tasty quotes included to inspire thinkin’ while drinkin’. Bottoms up.

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Release dateAug 17, 2016
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    My Mixology - Martin Kimeldorf

    Table of Libations

    (A summary of the specific cocktails)

    INTRODUCING MY MIXATIONS

    1–MK’S LIME CORDIAL RECIPE

    2–DRUNKEN COCKTAIL FRUIT

    3–MOCHA-BOURBON-CHOCOLATE SAUCE

    4–VODAK AND GIN GIMLETS

    THE JUDY-FAY GIN GIMLET

    SOPHISTICAT’S VODKA GIMLET

    LJ'S SPECIAL VODKA GIMLET

    HOUDINI’S VODKA GIMLET

    MARTIN’S SAINT GERMAINE GIN GIMLET

    CRANBERRY GIMLET GLIMMER

    VODKA LIMERICK CORDIAL SODAS

    5–WHISKEY, RYE, BOURBON, SCOTCH

    MARTIN’S WILD CHERRY-BOURBON RIDE

    MOCHA KAHLUA IRISH WHISKEY COLA

    BOBBY BURNS COCKTAIL

    BOURBON DYNASTY

    GOLD CREEK’S RUSTY SPIKE

    TUMWATER’S BLINKER COCKTAIL

    CANADIAN WHISKEY CHERRY COCKTAIL, EH?

    SUNSHINE SCOTCH

    MARBON

    PRESCRIPTION SCOTCH TEA

    PENICILLIN COCKTAIL AL LA TUMWATER

    THE CHEMO-SCOTCH COCKTAIL

    THE SAINT PAMPLEMOUSSE GIFT

    ORANGE OLD FASHIONED

    WHISKEY INDEPENDENCE

    6–THE ART OF THE EXCEPTIONAL MARTINI

    MARTIN’S DIRTY TUMWATER MARTINI

    LEMON PAMPLEMOUSSE MARTINI

    JAVATINI—FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH POTION

    CRAZY JUNIPER JUMPSHOT

    FRENCH REVERSE MARTINI

    GOLDIE HAWN BLONDE MARTINI

    7–ODD FELLOWS AND GALS

    WIDOWER'S HUG

    CHOCOLATE MARTINI BLISS

    BLUE MOON MARTINI

    CHARTREUSE BEGINS AS A TOAST TO HEALTH

    CHARTREUSE ON THE ROCKS

    THE VERY LAST WORD CHARTREUSE COCKTAIL

    THE CHARTREUSE COURTESAN

    TUMWATER CHARTREUSE RESEARCH COCKTAIL

    THE SPRINGTIME AWAKENING

    BLACK GOLD BLOODY MARY

    THE GOLD CREEK SIPPER

    CO2 COCKTAIL PUNCH

    8–POLITICALLY UNCORRECTED DRINKS

    OBAMATINI

    BEATING AROUND THE BUSH (AKA DUBYA DOWNER)

    FEEL THE BERN CHAMPAIGN COCKTAIL

    TRUMP CHUMP COCKTAIL

    9–SUMMER TIME DRINKS

    SMOOTH AND SMOKEY TEQUILA COCKTAIL

    MULE DRINKS

    PEACHY SUMMER TALE

    SUMMER APERTIF-DIGESTIF COCKTAIL

    MARTA-RITA

    MARTIN’S LIME RUM MOJITO

    SOCRATES’ WHISKEY-CHOCOLATE-COFFEE FLOAT

    CHARTREUSE TONIC COOLER

    FRENCH BEES KNEES COCKTAIL

    SUNSHINE-ADE COCKTAIL

    THE GINGER SHANDY COCKTAIL

    SUMMER’S TANGY ROSE COCKTAIL

    WARM WEATHER PAMPLEMOUSSE COCKTAIL

    10—STOCKING MY HOME BAR

    11—PHOTOGRAPHY TIPS FOR MIXOLOGISTS

    12–READERS ADD THEIR TWO-CENTS

    DAVE’S FAUX COCKTAIL STORY

    MARY’S PRESCRIPTION FOR A SMILING COCKTAIL

    LUIS SANQUIS’S CELEBRATION OF INDEPENDENT THINKING AND BEING 

    HELEN’S COCKTAIL MIXOLOGY MAGIC ARTWORK

    Listing of Quotations for Drinkin’ N’ Thinkin’

    Optimism and Pessimism

    The Four Letter Word—WORK

    The Human Frontier

    Longevity

    Wealth and Wisdom

    Wandering and Finding

    The Ideal Life

    A Cosmic Sense of Humor

    Freedom

    Hindsight and History

    Carpe Diem

    Forgetting and Wandering

    Winning and Losing

    The ‘Morrow

    Literary Re-cycling

    Drinkin’ N’ Thinkin’ ‘Bout...

    Optimism and Pessimism

    The optimist believes 

    that this is the best of all possible worlds;

    The pessimist fears the same...

    —Author Unknown

    Introducing My Mixations

    I live in a housing development called Gold Creek in the small Pacific Northwest town of Tumwater, half-way between Seattle and Portland. I like to claim I am Gold Creek’s oldest mixologist. I know it’s true because I read it on the Internet, the fount of all truths.

    The subject of mixology conveys in my mind a certain romantic or dream-like quality. It blends regular and irregular flavors, full-consciousness and semi-unconsciousness. The cocktail appears as an alluring magic trick in a beautiful glass vessel.

    Mixology goes hand in hand with my long-standing interest in performing card tricks, sleight of hand, and mental telepathy. At the age of eight I dreamed of a career in magic. Perhaps, that is why my martini glass on the cover holds a magic wand. In addition, mixing drinks shares a special kinship with another passion: mixing rubs, sauces, and glazes for barbecue.

    Back in the early 90s, my wife and I tried to bring back the venerated martini party. Over 15 years ago it seems people caught on to the martini re-birth and every cocktail seemed to end its name with the syllable -tini. All along I enjoyed dabbling with mixology while many of the current mixologists continued their march beyond puberty.

    No this is not the whining of an old man; just an old man sharing some of his favorite recipes and sayings. And to be honest, I have learned a great deal from visiting with younger bartenders mixing up craft cocktails online and in person from Seattle, Washington to Portland, Oregon. This newer generation of Mixologists are devoted to the craft. Unlike their some of their elder predecessors, they readily share. They have put the word gourmet back into the world of mixology. Truly I claim no authority, nor expertise—just a lot of practice at making my drinks more-better.

    Like their older counterparts, the young bartenders sometimes get it wrong. Take, for example, their snobbish rejection of Rose’s Lime in favor of the more elegant handcrafted Lime Cordial. I’m practical and plebeian enough to know I can use both forms of sweet-and-sour lime mix, and when to use one rather than the other. Since some of my recipes date back over 30 years I did not do a search-and-replace for Rose’s Lime and Lime Cordial. And in at least one instance I prefer Rose’s mixer.

    Creating and enjoying a new drink is an act of romancing the cocktail gods. This is why the valentine-hearts are used on the cover. After playful experimenta-tion, I enjoy the fruits of my labors while ranting at the good dark night, sharing dreams, and yammering to anyone wlling to listen to my schemes. Like Chinese, Greek and Persian philosophers before me, I sometimes embrace the saying In Vino Veritas, translated from the Latin as In Wine There Is Truth.

    After the first draft of this book I began reviewing my copy of Omar Khayyam’s Rubaiyat. While sipping the new experimental cocktail, I found a bit of truth, and out popped my own quatrain verse:

    Our destiny is shaped by an alchemy of tears and love

    made from half you and half the stars above;

    We can shape it only with a libation and limited time

    since

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