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Rugger's an Attacking Games
Rugger's an Attacking Games
Rugger's an Attacking Games
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    Rugger's an Attacking Games - Peter Lawless

    1946.

    1

    An old ’un looks over the fence

    CAPITAL indeed, werry good indeed, most beautiful in fect, as Mr. Jorrocks would have said. Quite unexpectedly I saw tall Rugby posts, fresh-painted, springing into the blue sky.

    Summer nights are touched with the grey of autumn mists; there will be two crowded Saturdays, fantastically piebald with cricket, tennis and rugger, all in full swing at once; then the immemorial feuds will fill the brief, glorious afternoons.

    My dog sniffed the new-mown grass, and tore in ecstatic circles, whilst I leaned against the gate and lit my pipe.

    Was there ever such a unique, indescribable smell as that of new Rugby Jerseys? Can any bath compare with the communal splashing of staunch friends, blurred by clouds of steam? Rugger—man’s primeval instinct to struggle, fully satisfied without deliberate bloodshed.

    Forty feet of rails gave way to a roar of, Up Devon! and a wave of spectators rolled down the banked cinder-track as the Devon forwards came away with the ball at their feet. They were playing Durham, after drawing at 3 points all in the North, only to draw again. We played it all over anew in a field at Dawlish next day, and a big boy—Spider we called him—handed me off so that I sat down heavily with my eyes full of tears. Stoker Woods did the same thing to me many years afterwards in an Army v. Navy match at Twickenham. So are the ignorance of youth and the follies of age paid in full.

    They were a great pack, that Devon lot—Tom Kelly, Dobbs, Mills and Co.—with seven of them getting English caps. Frank Sellicks, most knowledgeable of critics, led them at one time. They were as fast to break as any modern pack, for only the front row bound; but they could all shove, as well as get about the field.

    To my chagrin my housemaster thought little of them, and in my seat at the junior table I used to go hot and cold with fury as he shattered my idols in airy criticism with the heads of the house.

    Well, he ought to have known. He was E. Hastings Dasent, the greatest of coaches, and turned out those magnificent Bedford School sides which went unbeaten for many long seasons. J. G. Milton, H. H. Vassall, Basil Maclear and Freddy Brooks were amongst those who owed much of their genius to him. He was an acid critic. Of one of England’s greatest half-backs he wrote, after a disaster at Lansdowne Road Many have gained a bubble reputation at the cannon’s mouth;—lost one at Paddy’s foot.

    Now the All Blacks of 1905 are sweeping down the field, the giant Gallagher and Seelig standing out amongst a pack who could handle to a man like the outsides. They were a rousing sight when the whole side took a hand in a try—black quicksilver. Basil Maclear, with the torso of Hercules, fair moustache, and white gloves, played some memorable games against them. . . .

    Game follows game in the dusk: Richmond v. Blackheath, with the ancients nodding their heads and remembering; now the Army, with the pick of the Woolwich and Sandhurst sides who have so recently torn each other to pieces, thunder against the Navy. That frail stand-off, with all the outward features of a stage curate but the heart of a lion, working always to the left as he gets Kershaw’s cannon-ball pass, is W. J. A. Davies, endeavouring to slip the attentions of the great Army forwards, Usher, Lacey, and Craven, and snap a drop goal. The monumental forward with the sloping shoulders is Dreadnought Harrison, who in his time played for both the Army and the Navy.

    Was Stoop a greater stand-off half than W. J. A. Davies? Upon that critics will never agree. Certain it is that Stoop made more centres than Davies, and that’s a pretty good test. I suppose few players have been more attractive than the brilliant, nimble Cliff Jones. He, of all the players I have seen, could dance either way at will.

    Here are the London Scottish, welcome exiles in the south, thudding Harlequin ribs to a storm of Feet, Scottish, Feet; Leicester sides thrilling the Welford Road multitude with their short hand-to-hand passing; great Gloucester sides dominating the west; ’Varsity matches at Queen’s, with B. L. Jacot thrusting his way to an Oxford victory in the last match played there. . . .’Varsity matches at Twickenham . . . Internationals . . . hilarious Barbarians’ tours. Oh, joyous prospect, joyous memories.

    That tall three-quarter, who plays with the same insolent laziness with which Padgham plays golf, is Harry Vassall. His fellow centre, with the fair hair, who waves the ball in front of him, is Poulton Palmer, rhapsodising on a concertina. . . . Masters of half-back stratagem, Jago and Peters; Cherry Pillman taking a cross-kick from the diminutive C. N. Lowe in a blinding snowstorm to flash over and score; Bruno Brown bobbing through the defence like a cork in a mill-race; thousands cheering themselves hoarse as Arthur Young, from the base of the scrum, has exploited his impish impudence to the utmost to score under the posts.

    Now, joy, here is a game with Liddell, Ian Smith, Gibbs and Obolensky so that we shall know at last who is the fastest of them. . . . But the dog is back nuzzling my knees and saying Come on, master, so we stroll home through the long shadows as teams and personalities jostle each other in the delighted mind. Ian Smith and Obolensky are tearing down the wings, and there are more giant, bronzed sides from overseas. Then, suddenly, sweeping the might of Scotland before them, are these grand Irish forwards of 1939, plastered from head to foot with the mud of Lansdowne Road. . . . What a great game it is, arousing those darned old emotions which never die and never end till the last no side.

    Are there too many laws? Is the game becoming clogged with them? So many of them, too, save the unfair player from painful correction at the feet of his fellows. Time was when the hooker who essayed doubtful methods mended his ways or was helped to the touch-line to nurse his wounds, probably in company with some exponent of viciousness in the line-out who had also received correctional violence. Now, with close on thirty points to be observed before the ball is put into the scrum, hooked and heeled, the referee has become a cross between a school marm and a constable, sapping the essential virility of the game with his constant whistle.

    Let’s have thirty strong men who know the game, and, for once, no referee. Then I’ll wager, we’d see the game as it should be: a searching test of wits and force truly applied, with all sharp practice trampled beneath the studs of the righteous.

    2

    Growing pains

    BETWEEN his first game of marbles and his last game of bowls the average man suffers amazing discomfort to wind and limb in the pursuit of sport. Following marbles, or preceding it according to the season of his birth and consequent Dame School blooding, came conkers in which it is a hundred to one that some potential poker player caught him a clout on the knuckles with a cast iron conker inherited from his grandfather and had disappeared from view before the tears had been swept from the loser’s eyes.

    There were, of course, other games about this period; pirates, secret societies and grim slabs of underworld life. To this day the smell of burning paint from a penny dark lantern gives me a bigger thrill than the Grand National.

    Next came the Prep. School where in light chrome boots (the Kikka, price four and sixpence per pair) we were introduced to soccer. We wore, too, those blue serge shorts hanging slightly too far over the knees—how they irritated the juvenile thighs. The school jersey was worn over the winter vest and did not worry us much. I never see Dixie Dean score a goal without wondering whether his shorts are irritating him.

    Summer brought us cricket with white flannels, baggy at the knee, inevitably stained with grass and showing three inches of sock with a visible hole in the heel, and sandshoes, defying the Blanco, eternally grey.

    We had been captains of soccer and cricket when our parents left us after that hastily gulped down lunch, five bob to the good—then a London train with a handkerchief still waving from it as it rounded the corner out of sight.

    A lot our Prep. school prowess helped us then. Six months’ growth’s a devil of a lot when you start to learn that most painful of games—Rugger. By the time no side came our faces were sore, our ears torn and our necks twisted. But the Christmas holidays found us explaining how we nearly scored a try and were certain of a trial with the Colts next year.

    The Easter term saw us plodding dismally along country roads in shorts and jersey—vestless by now following an unpleasant interview with a prefect who had used the word Stinker—training for the sports and steeplechase. Perhaps we were third in something—it’s a long time ago now. But, oh! those East winds of the Easter Term.

    But the glorious summer was before us and had not an uncle with an M.C.C. tie given us one of his bats?

    The junior cricket game was not impressed with our record and less with our performance. We went in last wicket and received a ball which we were convinced Hobbs could not have played. The next day, crouched behind the stumps in a pair of flimsy white gloves, most inadequately padded, we stopped bowling, considerably faster than we had known before, with every part of our anatomy.

    But time passed quickly in those days. From a confused medley of bitterly contested house matches there arises one memory which will last us all our mortal days. We are playing for the school against Richmond A. Some one has passed us the ball. Quite clearly above the shouting we hear Crash at it. Our Housemaster, now second only to our father amongst the heroes of the day. Obediently we crash. So does the Richmond full-back, but we emerge, bleeding a trifle from the lip, to hear the old familiar roar we’ve helped to swell so long. What a day! Oh, for a tail to wag!

    Some weeks later, outside the tuck-shop, ignoring the obvious risk to us of permanent dyspepsia, the Captain shook us by the hand, congratulated us on our colours and left us, our mouth full of iced-bun, before we could stammer our blushing thanks.

    The Christmas holidays were all impatience now, we were dying to be at it again. There were the sports and that Mecca of school boxers, Aldershot. What a pity that great meeting is no more.

    We had our first lesson in the great game of bluff that last term. Heavyweight? said the gym. instructor of the school we were visiting to play the superheating game of angles, fives, the week before Aldershot. He looked us up and down. Well, if our heavyweight hits you on the ankle he’ll stun you. What a punch!

    But pleurisy put us down for the count and from a warm bed in the school sanatorium we gave ourselves the verdict after three terrific rounds.

    It was a little difficult to find our feet in London.

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