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    Jokes You Never Herd
    Jokes You Never Herd
    Jokes You Never Herd
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    Jokes You Never Herd

    By Gary Clair

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    Yes, Critical thinking can be fun and funny. A "I believe in Me" attitude will pasteurize Sheep.
    This book contains 77 short response jokes as ammo to slam the short-sighted, narrow-minded, pig-headed, media-controlled,Sons of tricky dicky, Sheep. Be warned; it is Political and shouldn't be read by fundamentalist, children under 6,or Republicans over 40 as it may cause heart-worms, excessive nail biting and knee-jerk reactions. Yes, "The Right" is wrong

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGary Clair
    Release dateSep 5, 2016
    ISBN9781370311972
    Jokes You Never Herd
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    Gary Clair

    The jokes contained in the joke book are extracts from a book I've been working on for very long time."The Story of the Runaway Genes" is the story of Europeans coming to America. As history has shown since 1492, whenever there was a problem with standing-up to oppression in Europe, many chose to runaway. In the case of America, it was easier to murder the original owners of this land and enslave Africans, than stay in Europe and grow a backbone.That is why the currency glorifies slave owners and Indian killers , with a corrupt court to enforce this New "Freedom". True freedom would contain much more truth about this country's founding and not the fairy-tale taught to it's youth. I still enjoy always seeing a City or town's "founding" date signs; when entering any city, there is a sign stating , for example, "Founded 1803". The thing is the Native Original Owners of this land were living there long prior to that date. So, even today, the Fairy-tale continues.The jokes contained have been tested at parties, pubs, churches, etc., where ever people gather. I can tell you the reactions can make your day so much fun.

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      Jokes You Never Herd - Gary Clair

      Jokes You Never Herd

      Gary Clair

      Copyright © 2016 Gary Clair

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      Table of Contents

      Intro

      Jokes You Never Herd

      Conclusion

      Intro;

      Jokes have purpose; to respond & have fun doing it.

      In this world of boring safe superlatives and inductive over deductive logic, it will be noticed, that these jokes will most often generate only one response.

      They’ll say, that’s un-called-for

      However, to this writers knowledge, un-called-for has only 3 actual applications;

      1. the Pizza Guy shows up at your door, but you never ordered a Pizza. That is un-called-for

      2. at the Golf course, you just hit

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