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    The Flying Cuspidors
    The Flying Cuspidors
    The Flying Cuspidors
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    The Flying Cuspidors

    By V. R. Francis

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    This was love, and what could be done about it? It’s been happening to guys for a long time, now.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWilder Publications, Inc.
    Release dateSep 16, 2016
    ISBN9781515410799
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      The Flying Cuspidors - V. R. Francis

      The Flying Cuspidors

      by V. R. Francis

      © 2016 Positronic Publishing

      Cover Image © Can Stock Photo Inc. / Vadimsadovski

      Positronic Publishing

      PO Box 632

      Floyd VA 24091

      ISBN 13: 978-1-5154-1079-9

      First Positronic Publishing Edition

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      The Flying Cuspidors

      by V. R. Francis

      A trumpet-tooter in love can be a wonderful sight, if Local 802 will forgive our saying so; when extraterrestrials get involved too—oh brother! V. R. Francis, who lives in California and has previously appeared in men’s magazines, became 21 and sold to 

      fantastic universe

       all in the same week.

      This was love, and what could be done about it? It’s been happening to guys for a long time, now.

      Hotlips Grogan

       may not be as handsome and good-looking like me or as brainy and intellectual, but in this fiscal year of 2056 he is the gonest trumpet-tooter this side of Alpha Centauri. You would know what I mean right off if you ever hear him give out with Stars Fell on Venus, or Martian Love Song, or Shine On, Harvest Luna. Believe me, it is out of this world. He is not only hot, he is radioactive. On a clear day he is playing notes you cannot hear without

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