Trumpadocious
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Trumpadocious is comprised of 101 limericks which expose the most divisive and dangerous presidential candidate in history, Donald Trump. There is one limerick for every day from July 30 through November 7th, 2016. These verses are full of humor, irony, and sarcasm, using Trump's own words and antics to uncover the hypocrisy and deception he uses to mislead his supporters into believing he is a credible candidate for president of the United States.
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Trumpadocious - John Eidsvoog
1. July 30
______________________________
You'd best leave your comment unsaid
'Bout that ferret on top of his head.
If you mess with the Donald,
You just might get pummeled.
He'd just as soon leave you for dead.
2. July 31
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I think now I'm wise to Trump’s plan:
Appear bellicose as you can.
We'll think you’re pathetic
And be sympathetic.
It's so sad, I'll just vote for that man.
3. August 1
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A man sacrifices his life,
So then Trump lists his personal strife.
Offered jobs, oh, the pain,
Does that even pertain?
You'd think he was stabbed with a knife.
*Trump’s response to Khizr Khan
4. August 2
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He lumps all the Muslims together,
Claiming all are just birds of a feather.
Do all billionaires
Have ridiculous hairs?
This man should be President, never.
5. August 3
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He wants to keep scaring the masses.
Who faithfully take all his classes.
So what if he lies
Or if someone dies?
I'm not going to call them all asses.
6. August 4
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It isn't as fun as he