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    Boys, Toys - Oh My! Volume 1: Business of Sex, #1
    Boys, Toys - Oh My! Volume 1: Business of Sex, #1
    Boys, Toys - Oh My! Volume 1: Business of Sex, #1
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    Boys, Toys - Oh My! Volume 1: Business of Sex, #1

    By A.M. Willard

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    *Warning this could cause strange looks for the laugh out loud moments... It could cause you to pee your pants... Most of all... It could cause your mind to escape from the stresses of a long day.*

    I'm the type of girl who turns crimson red when she hears the word penis, so just imagine what happens when I have to say it to a crowd of strangers. Yes, I turn red and then here comes the clumsy state of mind.

    My life is always upside down, but it's because I'm Charlie— the clumsy, and somewhat curious girl who gets herself into weird predicaments, and that's how it's always been.

    Oh, did I mention my hot boss who I might be in love with thinks I'm a stripper by night? Guess I didn't, but I'm sure it's a misunderstanding. This is why I should've stuck to my motto of not mixing business with pleasure, it's either going to backfire or end up being the best thing I've ever done.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherA.M. Willard
    Release dateNov 4, 2016
    ISBN9781540170576
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      Boys, Toys - Oh My! Volume 1 - A.M. Willard

      Boys, Toys - Oh My!

      Boys, Toys - Oh My!

      Volume One

      A.M. Willard

      Copyright 2016 – A.M. Willard

      All rights reserved. Except as permitted under US Copyright Act of 1976, no part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or stored in a database or retrieval system without the prior written permission of the publisher.

      A.M. Willard

      P.O. Box 22822

      Savannah, GA 31403

      The characters and events portrayed in this book are fictitious. Any similarity to real person, living or dead is coincidental and not intended by the author.

      Inquiries about additional permissions should be directed to: amwillardauthor@amwillard.com

      Cover Design by Shari Ryan @ MadHat Books

      Edited by Leticia Sidon, In-Depths Edits

      Contents

      NEWSLETTER SIGN UP

      Chapter 1

      Chapter 2

      Chapter 3

      Chapter 4

      Chapter 5

      Chapter 6

      Chapter 7

      Chapter 8

      Chapter 9

      Thank You

      Excerpt from Boys, Toys - Oh My! Vol 2

      Other Books by A.M. Willard

      About the Author

      newsletter

      Chapter One

      The one good thing I can say about my new job is that I’m closer to my best friend’s office – which means we meet several times a week for lunch. It really means I eat while she jabs on and on about her sex life while making fun of my lack of one. I’m not a virgin – just in a mild slump. Over the last few months a lot has changed in my life; a new job, new apartment, and now I’m also man-less. It’s been three months since I decided to start over and I’m not even sure if any of the changes upset me much.. When the boss’s wife found out he was sleeping with his secretary, the company was in an uproar and we all lost our jobs. No, I wasn’t the person sleeping with the boss- he was short, fat, and bald. Totally not my type. Sitting here in the café waiting on Ginger and taking in some of the guys, I wonder what my type is. None of them look like someone that I would do, or vice versa. Ginger is convinced that I have one hang up, and eyes for only one man right now- Cooper. Yes, Cooper Fields does catch my eye, but we have a few problems with that idea. One, he’s my new boss. Two, I can’t seem to form a coherent sentence around the man, making me appear like a complete lunatic. Three, he’s my boss. Four, he’s out of my league and did I mention he’s my boss? I think I did, but just in case you missed it, HE’S MY BOSS. I’m already struggling financially and can’t lose this job by being stupid and sleeping with him. This brings me to the reason for lunch today; Ginger has a plan and an opportunity for me to make some extra money on the side. I’ll admit that I’m a little worried about this. Last night on the phone she was acting like it was some military operation. I did make her swear that she wasn’t going to make me stand on the corner while she pimped me out to strangers. That only earned me a laugh. Her response was ‘That’s a good way to clean out webs, Charlie.’ Something deep in me says to run for the hills now before it’s too late to retreat.

      Charlie, I’m so sorry I’m late. Traffic sucks and I had to go back to the office to get the paperwork for you, Ginger says, out of breath while she slides down into her chair across from me.

      It’s okay… I’ve been sitting here like a lonely cat lady for all the people to judge.

      Stop being so dramatic; no one cares that you’re here alone. Plus, don’t you go to that pizza place at night and eat by yourself?

      I do, and that’s not by choice you know.

      I know. Since we don’t have much time left, you ready for this? she asks, but the look on her face reassures me that I’m not going to be happy about this.

      No, I’m not ready. I still think you have something up your sleeve and aren’t telling me. I swear Ginger, this will be the end of our friendship if you’re tricking me into anything illegal, hazardous to my health, or something that could possibly get me killed or kidnapped. Do you understand? I finish as my finger’s pointing at her.

      Calm down and untie those granny panties. I told you, this is perfectly legal and legit. Plus, my friend Megan owns the business.

      Fine, what is this great plan to get me out of financial debt?

      Sex toys. You’ll be a consultant while hosting parties. Isn’t it great? she finishes saying to me rather loudly as she passes me the folder.

      Sex toys? What the hell are you talking about? I’m not using sex toys or videoing myself using them. No way Ginger… This totally crosses the line.

      No, you ding bat. It’s like those parties where you have a girl’s night out and order sex toys. You know, you explain what each item is and make it fun, they buy, and you make money. I swear Megan brings in over sixty thousand a year from this; you can totally pay off your loans and get ahead.

      Ginger, have you forgotten one tiny little problem? I say and lean over the table so I can whisper the next part. "I can’t say the word penis in front of anyone without turning red like a tomato. How in the world do you expect me to say it in front of people I don’t even know, and describe what to do with all of them?"

      "They teach you what each item does in a video, plus it’s not like you’ll ever see these people again. Come on Charlie, it’s going to be great and

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