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    Joy House

    By London Magic

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    My clients affectionately refer to me as Madam Claudia, but I'm not, in the strict sense, a madam. That is to say, I'm not opposed (when my mood is right, and the man looks promising) to taking on an occasional customer myself. ... as the saying goes: "if you want something done right, do it yourself."

    My business is good; I doubt if there's a place in the country that has as much action as Joy House (and not all horizontal either).  My customers are varied. I get seamen, black men, Norwegians, young, old, rich, poor, in between and otherwise. Some of my regulars are bankers, lawyers; some of them are just "peekers". ("Peekers" pay to just watch.) My girls, too, are every shape, size, color and nationality (all of them specialists at some tangent of their trade).

    My clients affectionately refer to me as Madam Claudia, but I'm not, in the strict sense, a madam. That is to say, I'm not opposed (when my mood is right, and the man looks promising) to taking on an occasional customer myself. ... as the saying goes: "if you want something done right, do it yourself."

    My business is good; I doubt if there's a place in the country that has as much action as Joy House (and not all horizontal either).  My customers are varied. I get seamen, black men, Norwegians, young, old, rich, poor, in between and otherwise. Some of my regulars are bankers, lawyers; some of them are just "peekers". ("Peekers" pay to just watch.) My girls, too, are every shape, size, color and nationality (all of them specialists at some tangent of their trade).

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDarque Taboo Press Stories
    Release dateJan 4, 2017
    ISBN9781539918974
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