Perkatory
By Lisa Worrall
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Ever wondered what it would be like to just go with it? You know, buy that dress you saw even though you can’t really afford it? Have that cake even though you know you shouldn’t and enjoy every deliciously sinful mouthful?
How about the guy that keeps giving you the green light? Would you sit and wait for him to make a move or would you go for it? That’s what Ben asks himself when the hottie who’s been coming in for the same cup of coffee and blueberry muffin for the past two weeks knocks on his door...
Lisa Worrall
I live in Leigh on Sea, a small seaside town just outside London on the coast of Essex, about ten minutes from Southend, which boasts the longest pier in the world. I live with my partner and two ever-growing children, who I let think are the boss of me; along with a dog who actually is. As the wonderful Beatrix Potter said, "There is something delicious about writing the first words of a new story. You never quite know where they'll take you." I know exactly what she means and hope you'll join me for the ride.
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Perkatory - Lisa Worrall
Perkatory
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"No, no, no, no, no! Ben shook his head vehemently. Art sat opposite him at a table for two in the corner of the coffee shop where Ben worked, a frown creasing his brow.
I told you last time, never again!"
But he’s my cous—
I don’t care if he’s your Uncle’s Brother’s Aunt’s long-lost twin sister.
Ben cut Art off before he could convince him that meeting yet another of his atrocious fix-ups was a good idea. I can find my own shitty date, thank you very much.
How can you say that?
Art clasped a hand to his chest, his expression a perfect mix of incredulity and horror. "When have I ever steered you wrong?"
Really?
Ben said, sarcasm dripping from every nuance as he drew out the word. That’s what you’re gonna go with?
He held up his hand and waggled his fingers as Art shrugged, nonplussed. One,
he tapped his thumb. Dave, the obsessive climber.
Dave was a good match,
Art insisted.
I’ve been afraid of heights since you pushed me out of my tree house when we were eleven,
Ben deadpanned. Art grimaced. Two,
he touched the tip of his forefinger. Richard—
Come on,
Art interrupted. Richard was a sweet guy. Perfect for you.
Until I found him going through my phone when I came out of the bathroom!
What’s wrong with that?
Art asked. Isn’t that what couples do?
Couples?
Ben stared at Art in disbelief. I’d only known him for half an hour! The starter hadn’t even arrived!
Okay, okay.
Art held up his hands in acquiescence. "A bit weird,