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    Never Assume: Uncut
    Never Assume: Uncut
    Never Assume: Uncut
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    Never Assume: Uncut

    By Keren Joseph and Jonathan Joseph

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    Never Assume: Uncut delves into some of the back stories and behind-the-scenes moments of Never Assume - the first story in The Absurd Tales of Mr Griffs series.

    This special addition also contains exclusive bonus material, character interviews and a preview of Cool as a Cucumber, the next story in the series.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherKeren Joseph
    Release dateNov 27, 2016
    ISBN9781370990252
    Never Assume: Uncut
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    Keren Joseph

    Jonathan and Keren Joseph are a brother and sister team from Sydney, Australia. They are the authors of The Absurd Tales of Mr Griffs - a series of short stories.

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      Book preview

      Never Assume - Keren Joseph

      About Never Assume

      Mr Griffs loves everything his neighbour hates.

      While Mr Griffs enjoys wearing baggy clothes, Steve Moran only dresses in designer suits. Mr Griffs relishes his privacy and Steve regularly snoops on people. Mr Griffs appreciates wildlife whereas Steve sees wild animals as pests.

      Their long standing rivalry escalates when Steve accuses Mr Griffs of digging holes in his garden. In response, Mr Griffs uses a particularly hot batch of his wife ’ s spicy nuts to get back at Steve.

      Mr Griffs and Steve Moran rarely see eye to eye, but they do have one thing in common. They ’ re both guilty of assuming.

      Absurd and quirky – this is just a typical day in the life of Mr Griffs.

      Confirming his suspicion that Steve had in fact been spying on him the other day, Mr Griffs said loudly, ‘ Next time you decide to snoop around my garden, you ought to change your cologne. It ’ s a dead giveaway. It ’ s so stinky! ’

      Visit www.mrgriffs.com

      Dedication

      To the Griffs of tomorrow

      D:\Mr Griffs\Illustration and animation\Designs and Logos\Mr Griffs Mark\Edited.jpg

      Never Assume: Uncut

      When we pitched the idea of creating Never Assume: Uncut to Mr Griffs, he was unimpressed. He didn’t see the point of it and, as this uncut version wasn’t in his contract, he didn’t feel obliged to do it. Plus, he claimed that his schedule was stretched far enough. Apparently, his daily trips to local cake shops, his pile of unfinished Sudoku puzzles and his favourite radio programs take up most of his time. Not to mention Ruby and Lucy’s frequent visits and the fact that Mrs Griffs has been on his back lately about spending more time with her.

      It wasn’t until we approached Steve Moran with the idea of creating a behind-the-scenes look into Never Assume that there was an unexpected opening in Mr

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