Self Promo Stories: Authors’ Boldest, Cleverest & Wackiest Strategies to Sell their Books
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Just published? Self published? Indie title? Looking for wonderful advice on self-promotion? This book has it all: silly hats, theme candy, sandwich board costumes. There's also plenty of up-to-date social media advice -- Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, blogging. There's advice for KDP free days and linking your book with bestsellers. Getting reviews and arranging bookstore events. Basically, these stories by award-winning authors can help you build you brand and pick the gimmicks that'll get you noticed....and best of all, it's free! Read these authors' wonderful true stories and learn how to sell your book.
Valerie Estelle Frankel
Valerie Estelle Frankel has won a Dream Realm Award, an Indie Excellence Award, and a USA Book News National Best Book Award for her Henry Potty parodies. She's the author of 75 books on pop culture, including Doctor Who - The What, Where, and How, History, Sherlock: Every Canon Reference You May Have Missed in BBC's Series 1-3, Homages and the Highlands: An Outlander Guide, and How Game of Thrones Will End. Many of her books focus on women's roles in fiction, from her heroine's journey guides From Girl to Goddess and Buffy and the Heroine's Journey to books like Women in Game of Thrones and The Many Faces of Katniss Everdeen. Once a lecturer at San Jose State University, she's a frequent speaker at conferences. Come explore her research at www.vefrankel.com.
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Self Promo Stories - Valerie Estelle Frankel
Self Promo Stories: Authors’ Boldest, Cleverest & Wackiest Strategies to Sell their Books
Edited by Valerie Estelle Frankel
Smashwords Edition
Copyright 2016
Table of Contents
Introduction
The Power of Silly Hats…Valerie Estelle Frankel
All You Need is Chutzpah…Sandra Saidak
You Oughta Be in Pictures…J. Malcolm Stewart
The Sandwich Board Parade…Victoria M. Johnson
Guerilla Bookmarking…Steve Masover
Building Your Readership from Your Office Chair…Emerian Rich
Meet My Superhero…Vincent M. Wales
Grace Paley, Octavia E. Butler, and Wendy Wasserstein in the CUNY Graduate Center Bathroom…Marleen S. Barr
Whatever Draws Them…Loren Blowers
The Video Hook…Kathleen Ann Gonzalez
Princess Leia Can Sell Cthulhu or Confessions of a Shy Narcissist…Doug Ecks
Take the Holiday Fairs to eBay…V.E. Frankel
Coffee with Frankenstein and Dracula…Ashley Dioses
Reviews, Blogs, Bribes…Elizabeth Barone
Giveaways Build Your Mailing List… Beth Barany
Let’s Have a Party!...Valerie Lee
Befriending Local Artists…Dave M. Strom
The Most Attractive Ice Cream…Jennifer Ng
Read it and Sell it…Loren Rhoads
Meal Replacement Units: Sustenance Worth Remembering…Denise Kawaii
Me and KDP…V. Estelle Frankel
Above All, Find your Audience…Daniel M. Kimmel
More Book Promoting Tips
Introduction
As I sell my books at book fairs and conventions, I see so many indie authors struggling for attention—and so many creative ideas. Come to our booth—we have a mermaid!
Coloring pages, raffles, games, trivia contests, t-shirts and bags, standees to take a photo with. At one of these fairs, I began handing out cards (useful if there’s a plan, less useful if you just randomly exchange them). I told the other authors, Hey, why don’t we all write down our cool strategies, make them a book, and share them with all the authors who’d like to know?
I had to do this at lots of events, but some of the coolest creative people sent in some truly wonderful ideas. I mean, surely this cute little chocolate-and label combo (two Hershey’s nuggets, a sticker and a ribbon on top, and a card on the bottom) here is a thousand dollar idea. So you’re already a thousand dollars ahead.
Some authors are more comfortable online and some have more fun in person. Some love speaking at conventions and others would prefer to sit quietly at a table, even work on the next book. Many are seeking community—groups online or in person that might be willing to share advice, split writer tables, or even join an anthology. Some authors, admittedly, would be most comfortable promoting without interacting with others (tougher but actually doable). There are many clever strategies. To really see self-promotion happen, click the links provided by the authors in the anthology. Go watch our blogs and social media—see what we say about our books and copy our best ideas…or discover the insiders’ secrets within. This book has great ideas for everyone. Since it’s being released for free (and the contributors got paid nothing and just did this to spread their brilliant ideas and book concepts), you might even consider buying a book or two and giving the authors that holy grail they so desperately seek – more excellent reviews.
I might add that several of the stories shamelessly appear to come from permutations of myself…hey, no one said I can’t have fun with this. And as the author of Free Guide to Self-Publishing and Book Promotion: Inside Secrets from an Author Whose Self-Published Books Sold in Thousands, an ebook available free on Smashwords (see what I did there?), my writer pals know I have lots of wacky strategies. Well, time we moved on from my gratuitous self-promotion to the greater topic…how to do it yourself! With that, let the stories roll:
The Power of Silly Hats
Valerie Estelle Frankel
My Harry Potter parody has flying pigs in it.
Yep, that’s just the way it worked out. So when I was hat shopping online and the shop’s silly hat section had a flying pig hat, I shrugged and forked over the $9. It was my first book, published as self-publishing was gaining popularity and Harry Potter was losing it, so it felt like a good purchase. I could put it on my seller’s table with the sorting hat, sparkly cape tablecloth and other goodies.
At the big Harry Potter conventions that followed, everyone had a costume and most, a specific persona—someone would be Lord Voldemort or Peeves the Poltergeist for all five days. On a whim, at the 2008 Harry Potter con in Dallas, I donned the hat. When people, expectedly enough, asked how the flying pig connected to Harry Potter, I handed them a bookmark (with my first and now second Potter parody on it as well as many flying pigs) and explained that they were in my own book — Henry Potty and the Pet Rock, in which flying pigs deliver the mail. Please take a bookmark, it’s on sale in the dealer’s room.
To my delight, as I walked along, someone else stopped to ask me why the pig…but this was a reporter for the Dallas Morning News. Obviously, I gave my standard answer and followed with And I’d love to tell you about the books…
They indeed wrote an article about me which I linked to on my website and quoted. The pig had earned its $9 sales price.
By the 2010 con, the attendees greeted me delightedly as flying pig hat girl
…even though I wasn’t wearing it at the time. Shrugging and mentally surrendering to the inevitable, I assumed the hat once more. It seemed I had my own con persona…at least it was tied to the books.
At the same hat shop, I purchased giant witch hat
— it’s five feet tall and now has a red blinky on top, thanks to my Silicon Valley dad. When I want attention, I wear it and walk around more conventions, often tangling with my eternal nemesis, the doorway. When people say nice hat
or point and laugh, I hand them a bookmark, sometimes without a word. Keeping them handy in a pouch or sticking out of my purse obviously helps.
Flash forward several years to the San Mateo County Fair Author’s Day. By then I was writing academic nonfiction as well, but I wore my flying pig for the attention. In a room of authors, I wanted to stand out. The lady in charge asked who wrote nonfiction and