Keep Those Things Away From Me.
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When sex-bomb super-scientist Teena Rama decides to get married, there's only one thing for certain - that it's bound to set in motion a sequence of events whose outcome no one can predict.
Can habitual loser and would-be adventurer in strange realms Danny Yates survive it?
Can Teena even begin to make sense of it?
Gasp at:
One chest's battle with bureaucracy.
One man's battle with mirrors.
A fashion agent who'll stop at nothing to get her woman.
A jungle lord who hunts the deadliest prey of all.
A megalomaniac who can only be contacted via a cancelled bus service.
And a man who'll solve any problem for five pounds.
From the writer of 'Danny Yates Must Die', 'Mr Landen Has No Brain' and 'Fatal Inheritance,' comes a tale of weddings, mirrors, body parts, frogs, TVs, pencils, scientists, lunacy and fates too nightmarish to mention.
92,000 words.
Praise for Stephen Walker's previous novels:
'The strangest thing about this blackly humorous cartoon-like thriller is that it all actually works.' – The Scotsman.
'This insanity is Stephen Walker's first novel. God knows what apocalyptic convulsions may ravage our tortured Earth if he is permitted to complete a second.' -- David Langford.
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