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Jottings and Scribbles
Jottings and Scribbles
Jottings and Scribbles
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Jottings and Scribbles

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Wonderfully absurd verse and short tales in Milliganesque style

LanguageEnglish
Release dateDec 13, 2016
ISBN9781911310389
Jottings and Scribbles
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Lee Benson

Lee Benson is an award-winning journalist with 30 years of experience as a newspaper writer, columnist, and author. He is currently a metro columnist for the Deseret Morning News and wrote numerous columns about the case as it was unfolding.

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    Jottings and Scribbles - Lee Benson

    For Lynne

    CONTENTS

    What Does It Take

    Frimsday

    Vitamin D

    Water

    Communication (In The Modern World)

    Junk Mail

    Junk Haiku

    Cycle Of Hungry Life

    Picking Up That Call

    Watching The World Go By

    The Man With The Mangle

    What Nonsense

    I Am What I Am

    Wrong Path

    Wilderness Migration

    Everything You Own

    M Cocktail

    Reflecting

    The Spirit Of The Sea

    Hurl the Rock

    Bird

    Nikki: A Vision

    Pooka Pooka

    Spiders

    My Daughter – Staying Over For The First Time

    Different Lives

    Kathleen From James Tissot (1836-1902)

    Dick Terrorpin

    Albert Tross

    Sometimes

    Light

    Will You?

    It’s Only A Dream

    Chameleon

    Give And Take

    Shy

    I Believe

    Bear Owl

    Time

    I Love

    The Queen

    Another Day

    Is Life Such A Ball

    I’m Sad

    Bed Time

    The Death of David Bowie

    Josie and Marissa

    Old Soul

    I Like My Hat

    Do We Really Know

    Albi

    Rubbish

    I Am Old

    Astral Plain

    Film

    Bean

    Love On The Phone

    Why Won't You Leave Me Alone

    Oh Lucky Me

    Through My Window

    Space

    Party

    Thinking About Death

    Brand New Day

    Transition Demise

    Playing the Game

    Tuscan Dawn

    Feet

    Sleep

    Magical Potions

    Two Birds

    Crufts Etiquette

    Alcohol

    The Right Note

    Testosterone Turbocharge

    Out of the Night

    Just That

    In Tune

    WHAT DOES IT TAKE?

    What does it take to walk a line

    What does it take to strike a chord

    What does it take to ring that bell

    What does it take to go that extra mile

    For some I fear, it takes too long.

    FRIMSDAY

    Have you ever considered what might be achieved with an extra day in the week.

    Not the weekend, for two days are enough to enjoy and any longer would be a holiday or a mini break.

    I mean an extra day because as you go at full pace, work all hours, physically and mentally you’ve still have not completed your tasks.

    Well, the answer is at hand. A simple entry called Frimsday, usually added between a Thursday and a Friday, with enough hours to enable you to chill afterwards, to put your feet up, to pour a large drink or to simply sneak off to the cinema in the middle of the day and watch that particular film before it vanishes off the big screen.

    It’s so easy and useful except for one thing. Human nature might hijack it, adding extra repeats along with overtime and the like, to stress, yes to stress, to stress you more. So now you’d have a real eight day week and no time to stop, no life. Just no time.

    Stop! I mean it. STOP!

    Take a breath. You don't need my special day. It's mine and she is copyright to yours truly. So find your own way of

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