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    Gas (Or Petrol In Parts Of Europe)
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    Gas (Or Petrol In Parts Of Europe)

    By Chassis Albuquerque

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    Vague in only the manner Chassis Albuquerque can write, it’s difficult to say exactly what GAS (Or Petrol In Parts Of Europe) is about. Things we do know: It's free and features Albuquerque in yet another compromising position, this time running short of fuel.
    When we contacted the author he sent this note:

    "I DENY ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE INCIDENT I WROTE ABOUT AND WILL BE UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT - I'M ABOUT TO BE CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN AND HAVE TO CONCENTRATE."

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChassis Albuquerque
    Release dateDec 14, 2016
    ISBN9781370669950
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    Gas (Or Petrol In Parts Of Europe)
    Author

    Chassis Albuquerque

    Apart from referring to himself in the 3rd person, Chassis Albuquerque suffered from a speech defect as a child – when he spoke, he continuously lied and to counter this habit was given a typewriter by his parents and began to write. As with a lot of writers, most of what he writes is drawn from his own interactions and experiences burlesqued and twisted into fiction. “My life’s full of them, outrageous exaggerations, I write because no one believes what I say." Chassis Albuquerque currently lives in London with his wife and baby daughter. He is on a diet (Low Carb) and learning Polish - this is unrelated to anything literary, he just thought to mention it.

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