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    Shit

    By Charles G. Dyer

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    This is a tongue in cheek (not the bottom one) comprehensive guide to shit. Everything you wanted to know or didn't about poop, crap or whatever you want to call it, plus a collection of jokes and a smudge of verses on the subject.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherCharles G. Dyer
    Release dateDec 22, 2016
    ISBN9781370024612
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    Charles G. Dyer

    Charles Dyer is a consulting engineer, former senior lecturer and former technical magazine editor. He creates 3D models to help with visualisation and realism in his writing.

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      Shit - Charles G. Dyer

      Shit

      CHARLES G. DYER

      Copyright © 2016 Charles G. Dyer

      All rights reserved.

      ISBN: 9781370024612

      Smashwords Edition

      License

      Thank you for purchasing this book. Names, characters and incidents are products of the author’s imagination. It remains the copyrighted property of the author, and may not be reproduced, copied and distributed for commercial or non-commercial purposes. If you enjoyed this book, please encourage your friends to purchase their own copy at Smashwords.com, where they can also discover other works by this author. Thank you for your support.

      It would be greatly appreciated if you could post a review on the site where you purchased this book. If you have any comments about this book, good or bad, you can write to me at cgd@telkomsa.net.

      CONTENTS

      Chapter One

      Chapter Two

      Chapter Three

      Chapter Four

      About The Author

      Chapter One

      Why does Tigger smell?

      You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day.

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      Isn't shit a delightfully wonderful word? It can be used in a multitude of contexts with both figurative and literal meanings.

      Everybody from microscopic mites and snails through cats, dogs and people to elephants and whales has to crap on a regular basis.

      Aren't people funny? We all have many things in common, and one of them is the need to defecate. Why then is it almost

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