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    Funny Sms and Jokes

    By William Gore

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    If you read my letter, so you embrace me.

    If you destroyed it, you kissed me.

    If kept, so invited me to an appointment.

    If you sent it to me, then made all aforesaid.

    If you ignored it, then you MINE!

    So you will make with my letter???
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateNov 12, 2016
    ISBN9781365529870
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