Boys, Toys - Oh My! Volume 2: Business of Sex, #2
By A.M. Willard
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Is this what my life has become… Selling novelty items to couples? Yes, I'd have to say this is my new life.
I walked away from it all—the job and the hot boss. The problem is I still want the guy, and I still blush when I have to say penis. Not as much these days, but my cheeks still tinge pink from time to time when I say it around just the right person. Him—specifically.
Life is confusing as I know my heart is elsewhere. I shouldn't have walked away that night, just because he thought I was a stripper. That's the easy answer. The reality is I messed up and fell in love with him and panicked. This lifestyle would never be accepted by his friends, which means walking away was the best thing I could've done. I'll accept being his friend and only that.
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Boys, Toys - Oh My!
Volume Two
A.M. Willard
Copyright 2016 – A.M. Willard
All rights reserved. Except as permitted under US Copyright Act of 1976, no part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or stored in a database or retrieval system without the prior written permission of the publisher.
A.M. Willard
P.O. Box 22822
Savannah, GA 31403
The characters and events portrayed in this book are fictitious. Any similarity to real person, living or dead is coincidental and not intended by the author.
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Cover Design by Shari Ryan @ MadHat Books
Edited by Shelly Small, Small Edits
Contents
NEWSLETTER SIGN UP
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Thank You
Excerpt from Boys, Toys - Oh My! Vol 3
Other Books by A.M. Willard
About the Author
NewsletterChapter One
Three months… Three months of selling sex toys, and ignoring Cooper. Let me say they’ve been the longest three months of my LIFE. Not to mention the busiest couple of months I’ve endured. I’ve had to fight the urges to call Cooper, as my body craves his touch. Hell, who am I kidding it’s not just my body, it’s everything – my heart… my soul… my mind… When you crush on someone as hard as I was, apparently it just doesn’t go away. Yes, there might have been some confusion with my career path and whether I was a stripper or not, on the other hand who’s taking notes? Oh, that’s right Ginger is. You remember the best friend that got me into this mess in the first place, right? Let me just explain, she’s been at it again… Over the last three months, she persuaded me to move from my small matchbox apartment to a more upscale loft closer to her apartment in the Upper East Side of Manhattan. She literally had to drag me kicking and screaming as I explained to her that I was working the job to pay off my debt. I dang sure didn’t want to agree to pay over two thousand dollars a month in just rent to please her or my parents. Ginger begged me to just look at the place, and then and only then would she accept my response. Needless to say, I gave in and allowed her to hit that white lighted up button to the eighteenth floor. Grumbling the whole way, my breath hitched in my throat as we stepped in. Her realtor friend smiled and waved us in further to explore. I could hear Ginger talking silently behind me as I ran my fingers across the shiny solid black granite countertop. As I move across the floor the click clicks from my heel echoes off the hardwood floors. I peek my head in to take a look at the bathroom and admire the clean modern lines. The crisp colors of beige, white, and what looks like a sandstone stone countertop catches my attention. Simple, yet clean. The only bedroom has a half wall window that stretches from wall to wall, allowing in plenty of natural light, and I can’t talk crap about the scenery. Letting out a huff I follow the short hallway back out to the living room where Ginger and Glynn are waiting for a verdict. Before I can open my mouth, Glynn beats me to it, The building comes with a free full health club, doorman, and in-house laundry. You’re also within walking distance to a few grocery stores, parks, and just a couple steps from 86th Street and the four, five, and six express stop. Ginger said you don’t own a car and wanted to make sure I found something within walking distance for you.
She did, did she?
Of course I did, I know you aren’t ready to buy a car. Plus, you’ll be close to me and you never know,
Ginger says. For the record, this place is also close to the building Cooper lives in, which is why she really wants me here. She has this theory that once we see each other again the chemistry will be off the charts. Not to mention she watches too many romance movies. She’s already planned our reunion in the park. I know this because she’s explained every detail of it, from the dress I’ll be wearing to the way I toss my heels off as I rush towards Cooper with open arms. Like I said, way too many romance movies. Oh Charlie, please say yes,
Ginger exclaims as she bounces on her heels. Let’s flashback to the last time she talked me into doing something one afternoon. You remember that day? That day I said yes to selling sex toys at night, that now has ended up with me having my own division selling sex toys to couples and men. Yes, you read that correctly couples and men. Before I answer I walk over to the massive window that resembles the one in the bedroom and look out over the city below. I ponder this decision for a moment as I sense Ginger awaiting my answer. The place is warm, and a huge step up for me. I let out a small laugh as I think about the place I shared with my ex-boyfriend Dean. That place was about twice the size as this one, nevertheless it wasn’t mine. Even though I’ll just be renting, it’ll be mine and only mine. Weighing the odds in my head and list out all the reasons to sign the lease, and of course, all the reasons to walk right out and go back to my slum of a place.
Hey Charlie, did you notice how the elevator works and you won't need ten shots from just stepping foot on it?
I spin around and face Ginger after that remark, grab my brochure from the counter and head towards the door. It’s so quiet inside these walls that I can hear the uptake of Ginger’s breath as I walk past her. Just as I go to open the door I stop, turn around and look at them both with a straight face. I’ll take it, and would like to move in this weekend. I’ll come by later this afternoon and sign the paperwork if that’s a problem call me.
And with that, I walk out and head towards the elevator. As the doors slide shut and the jerk from the metal case of death starts to inch downward, I fist pump the air as I know I just pulled a brisk one on Ginger. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does I take pride in it more than I should.
Just as I step out on the sidewalk, I can hear my name being called. Stopping