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    Drinking and Conjuring Don't Mix
    Drinking and Conjuring Don't Mix
    Drinking and Conjuring Don't Mix
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    Drinking and Conjuring Don't Mix

    By Stefon Mears

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    Hold my ancient tome and watch this...

    Only Perry would bind a familiar spirit into a chalkboard. And only Perry would try to impress a friend by conjuring while drunk.

    That spirit runs loose in the city now. Perry and his friend, both wizards, must trap it before it unleashes havoc.

    Time runs short. Once it adapts to this world it will summon its kin...

    Drinking and Conjuring Don't Mix, a lighthearted fantasy short story about the problems caused by drunken wizards. From Stefon Mears, author of Twice Against the Dragon and With a Broken Sword.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherThousand Faces Publishing
    Release dateJan 16, 2017
    ISBN9781386241393
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      Stefon Mears

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      A drunken warrior can destroy a bar. A drunken wizard can destroy a country.

      – attributed to Olaff Kesrick, Royal Wizard of Velstadt

      Here, hold my ancient tome and watch this.

      I sighed and rubbed the bridge of my nose, but not because Perry was bad at his magic. A certified journeyman, he excelled at mobility and light spells. Easily a quarter of the nobles and wealthier merchants in town rode in carriages propelled by his handiwork, and lit their gardens, salons and galleries with his artfully arranged enchantments.

      The last time you said that to me, you tried to bring that suit of armor to life.

      Oh yeah, he said as he cleared the space at the end of his workroom. "I probably should have considered that something designed for battle might have violent tendencies. I still can’t believe you got that magistrate to let us off with

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