Sock Monkey Kama Sutra: Tantric Sex Positions for Your Naughty Little Monkey
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You know what they say, "Monkey see, monkey do." Well, these sock monkeys have seen the Kama Sutra and boy, are they doing it. This photographic glimpse gives new meaning to monkey business as the crafted creatures try out dozens of real Kama Sutra positions. From the Clinging Creeper to the Spinning Top, these socks are ready to knock boots!
Vatsyayana Banana
Vatsyayana Banana was a fourth century Sock Monkey philosopher. He has been credited with writing Sock Monkey Kama Sutra, an ancient text instructing all Sock Monkeys on the fine art of love--from heel to toe. He lives in Toybox, India.
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Sock Monkey Kama Sutra - Vatsyayana Banana
INTRODUCTION
We are born from socks, and thus we belong in pairs.
—Vatsyayana Banana
In ancient times, sock monkeys lived for pleasure. They grew fruitful and multiplied, making sweet, heavy-knit love in toy stores, playrooms, and between the cushions of couches.
Amid this sensuous laundering
period, Vatsyayana Banana, the revered sock monkey philosopher, documented the positions of tantric sex darning. Sock Monkey Kama Sutra, as the ancient text is now known, soon rose to fame and notoriety. In his wisdom, Vatsyayana Banana foresaw a day when future sock monkeys would need to relearn these lessons—when they would lose touch with their sexuality, turning away from the erotic static cling that held them together.
Indeed, sock monkeys the world over now suffer from the constraints of a puritanical society. They spend their lives as playthings for children, giving no thought to their own needs. This edition of Sock Monkey Kama Sutra will help all these creatures recapture their primal, stuffed nature. It is the definitive work on how sock monkeys should practice the art of love—no matter their race, creed, or style. From dress to bobby sock, nylon to cotton, Sock Monkey Kama Sutra gives these playful stuffed toys the naughty knowledge they need.
It is time for all sock monkeys to cast off their inhibitions and break free of the yarn that binds them. With this printing of Sock Monkey Kama Sutra, complete with vivid, unabashed photographs, readers will finally be able to get in touch with the wild,