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    Big Brother
    Big Brother
    Big Brother
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    Big Brother

    By R. Richard

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    I logically point, “The other aliens are looking for your guys, not me. However, if the other aliens talk to a 16-year-old boy, they will fall for damn near anything, as adults think they're so much more clever than a 16-year-old boy. If you can hook me up with the other aliens, I can then offer to lead the other aliens to your guys. Only, I don’t lead them to your guys, I lead them to the FBI instead.”
    The alien leader shakes his head slowly, in disbelief (an earth gesture he uses only with me. His people don't use that gesture.) He then asks, “You think that the other aliens and the FBI will start fighting, just like that?”
    (Since I suspected that would be the leader’s reaction, I'm able to keep from laughing in the guy’s face.) Instead, I say, “No, the FBI won't kill aliens if there's any other way. Why, the aliens might be ambassadors of a highly advanced race! Why, the only thing to do is to keep the aliens at bay while the FBI bucks the problem up the ranks.”
    “Similarly, the aliens can't war with the FBI, at least the FBI here on this planet. Starting a war with primitives has to be against some alien law or the other.”
    The alien leader cogitates on the matter for while. He finally says, “What you suggest is actually ingenious. It's impossibly risky and has far too many ways to go wrong. However ...”
    I finish for him, “It's the only way that offers your guys even a fighting chance for survival.”
    The alien leader thinks for a long time. He finally, reluctantly says, “Right.”
    We then have a meeting of the aliens and myself. Actually only the top echelon of the aliens are at the meeting. It's just as well. My plan is the only thing that will work. (Actually, it'll only work for me and my sister, but I neglect to tell the aliens that.)
    “What I'm going to do is to contact the other aliens. The other aliens will, of course, capture me. However, I will, as a naïve, scared 16-year-old, offer to lead the other aliens to the evil, awful criminal aliens who have committed the crime of breaking down on a primitive planet.” (Actually, my aliens are thieves and murderers. However, a man can't be all that choosy about whom he deals with when he's just 16-years-old and also has a 14-year-old sister to support.)
    “I'll come back to scout out a hole in the perimeter patrol of my aliens so that the other aliens can sneak up and capture my aliens. However, I won't really come back to my aliens. I'll instead go to a small atmospheric craft planted by my aliens. Since my aliens aren't at the small atmospheric craft, I'll then lead the other aliens to the FBI and escape while the two other forces battle it out. Actually, there will be no battle, as the politicians on each side will begin the long slow process of dealing with each other.”
    “In the meantime, my aliens can finish the repairs of their spacecraft and escape from both the FBI and the other aliens.”
    The leader of my aliens points out that his guys will still require several months to complete the repairs to their ship.
    I point out that they would would require several months if we do all the work ourselves. However, I'll arrange for earth machine shops to do almost all of the work. This last will blow the alien’s cover completely. However, the government will allow the parts to be completed and delivered, because they'll then be able to trace the delivery of the parts. Of course, my aliens will simply steal the finished materials and the other aliens can then figure out how to cover up the whole mess.
    Being adults, my aliens think of a million reason why my plan won't work. (Mainly because I'm too young. Apparently, even advanced civilizations judge people by counting years instead of judging ability. I guess it seems easier that way for mental defectives.)

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherR. Richard
    Release dateFeb 2, 2017
    ISBN9781370776740
    Big Brother
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    R. Richard

    I'm the co-author, with Sunset Thomas, of Anatomy of An Adult Film.I have 48 novels and over 299 short stories currently published.I spent my early years in the part of Los Angeles known as the South Central. I was known as Whi' Boy, which was sufficient to identify me in that place. I'm a skilled Kung Fu player, using a system that I learned from a Korean I knew only as 'Pak.' It would be easier to tell you the places that Pak wasn't wanted by the police, rather than the places where he was wanted by the police. Pak's Kung Fu system, augmented by some bits and pieces from some Chinese practitioners is quick and effective, or I wouldn't be alive today.My early education was mostly obtained by stealing books from the public library (I always returned them and the Librarian even began to provide me with reading lists.) I did go to high schools, but I never really learned anything there. I eventually graduated from the University of California at Los Angeles, UCLA, with a degree in mathematics.I work as a Systems Analyst and also make a part of my living as a professional gambler (legal in Nevada.) I write science fiction and erotica. My published novels are:Anatomy of An Adult Film (With Sunset Thomas)1. Second Chance: God Killer2. Second Chance: Sky Pirate3. Second Chance: Scroll Seeker4. Second Chance: King of The Islands5. Second Chance: King of Zaya6. Second Chance: Duke of Averon7. Second Chance: King of Golomon8. Second Chance: King Of The Sky9. Second Chance: Warlord of Ifrequeh10. Second Chance: King of Ariby11. Second Chance: King of Mesodania12. Second Chance: King of Avuls13. Second Chance: King of Kemet14. Second Chance: King of Zorran15. Second Chance: King of Two Worlds16. Second Chance: King of Averon17. Second Chance: King's Duties18. Second Chance: King of The New WorldAdventurer: Simulation ProblemAdventurer: Pannar ProblemA Programmer's GambitAmateur StripperBeach MurdersBondage HouseCorporate Sex SlavesFriday NightGo Naked In The SoftwareGrasshopper WinterInvoluntary NudeLayoffNot A HeroPirates of The KeysSummer of SexThe LakeThe Last Moon DanceThe Nude Adventures of Plain JaneThe Secret Life of Wanda WilsonTails of the Pussycat LoungeTo Keep A JobTopless RestaurantToy WhoresVix: The MarineWayward BoyShort Stories:A Christmas Visit

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      Big Brother - R. Richard

      Big Brother

      Published by R. Richard at Smashwords ©

      Published by R. Richard at Smashwords

      Copyright 2017 R. Richard

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      Big Brother

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      Chapter 1: Little Sister

      It all started when we were growing up in a rural area that I won't identify too closely. My father is a mean, violent alcoholic who's a danger to the rest of our family. My mother is already going insane, probably because of the strain of living with my father. I'm just a scared little girl trying to hold my family together. Oh yes, then there's the remaining member of my family, my Big Brother.

      My Big Brother is two years older than me. He's a strange child. He's very intelligent, perhaps too intelligent. He can solve problems, but doesn't do too well with people. That last is, at least from Big Brother’s point of view, to change.

      My father’s drinking has escalated to the point of him being a present danger to the rest of the family. Mother and I are terrified and have no idea what to do. Big Brother sees the situation only as yet another problem to be solved.

      I have quit going to school because I have to stay home and supervise my mother. Mother has housekeeping skills that we need. Father just goes off, sometimes for days, and gets drunk. We live on welfare and charity.

      Big Brother leaves the house each morning. We think he's going to school. He leaves the house with no lunch, no books and not even a pencil or notepaper as we have no money at all. Unfortunately, Big Brother fantasizes that he has met some sort of aliens. Instead of going to school, he goes off and interacts with his fantasy aliens and then returns home at the end of each day. Father is rarely there (and just as well.) Mother is there, but mostly delusional. Thus, I'm the only one Big Brother ever tells of his fantasy aliens.

      One day, when Big Brother is 10 years old, he returns from a visit with his fantasy aliens, bearing food and some housekeeping supplies. He also has some sort of strange weapon, basically a blade on the end of a longish pole.

      I'm sure that he's stolen the food and supplies. However, in our dire financial situation I really can't worry too much about where things that we need come from. I just take the supplies he brings me and thank Big Brother. I then begin to fix the first decent supper that we have had for weeks.

      That night our father returns home, wild drunk. Big Brother calmly goes out and tells father that we don't need a drunk and that father should move on. Reeling drunk father then attacks Big Brother. Somehow, 10 year-old Big Brother manages to avoid father’s desperate, drunken rushes and inflicts major damage with the pole knife.

      Fortunately, the police have been notified, apparently by someone at one of the bars where father was drinking, and they come, searching for father. The police prevent Big Brother from killing father. The police take father off to the hospital and would have taken Big Brother as well. However, Big Brother still has the pole knife and a really bad attitude.

      Big Brother calmly explains to the police that he isn't going anywhere, as he has a family to look after. He explains that the police can't just shoot a 10 year-old child. He also explains that, if the police attempt to arrest him, without shooting him, he'll deal with them as he had just dealt with father. Since Big Brother has taken father's (empty) revolver from him and stuck it in his belt, Big Brother presents something of a problem for the police.

      The police finally leave, without Big Brother, and we get a visit from the county welfare people. The county welfare people offer us a small amount of food. We already have some food, but can always use more. However, the forms we would have had to fill out to get a very little food would have required more time and effort than the food would have been worth and then we would have had to wait for I don't know how long, before we actually got the food. The county welfare people offer us some household supplies. Thanks to Big Brother, we have household supplies.

      I ask the county welfare people for the mental help that my mother so desperately needs.

      It seems that the county welfare people have a waiting list. It's a long waiting list, but they'll notify us when help for mother is available. The county welfare people can do nothing right now. They then leave.

      After the useless county welfare people finally leave, Big Brother takes me aside and tells me that he has a job with, ‘his aliens,’ and can feed,

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