300 Best Jokes: Clean One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection (Donald's Humor Factory Book 1)
By Donald Shaw
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Looking for Something New and Really Funny?
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Yes, this is a JOKE BOOK of your dreams. Vol.1 of the Donald's Humor Factory series.
This super funny adult joke book is free of swear words.
Donald Shaw is a popular comic and an award-winning humor books author (his wife gave him a French kiss award)! His jokes are loved by thousands of people from Alaska to Zimbabwe, and possibly outside of Earth.
Joking is always fun! Jokes bring smiles to people’s faces. Jokes make us laugh. People fall in love when they smile at each other. We love joking in the company of our best friends and families. Jokes help us to relax and overcome any difficulties. Joking is an awesome social skill and a great way to make new friends and to communicate nearly in any surrounding. Many people also love just to read some good jokes for amusement.
However, it is not that easy to find real good jokes today. Some of them are simply out-of-date. Some of them are not clean enough. You may also find many joke books that are not really funny and contain too much fluff and advertising.
This jokes book is different!
Buying this humor book you will get:
A great collection of 300 FUNNY JOKES
One-liners, real-life awkward situations, and hilarious short stories
Great book to read on a long trip
Clean jokes WITHOUT nasty words
Jokes for adults and teenagers
Jokes about relationship, marriage, bar, professions, hobbies, etc.
LIMITED TIME BONUS: the link to download my FREE HUMOR LIBRARY that includes hundreds of great jokes for kids, adults, and teenagers. So the whole family may have fun! This is no-brainer, really!
This book is free of racism. I support LGBT community, because love is love.
I love all people in the world and I want to make you laugh and smile! This is my ultimate goal and I did not mean to insult anyone.
So relax, take it easy and enjoy this humor book!
Buy this funny book NOW and roll on the floor laughing!
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Donald Shaw
Donald Shaw is a professional master of ceremonies and a comedian. He is an open-minded and friendly person who loves good jokes, sea diving and traveling most of all in his life. He wrote his first book of funny rhymes at the age of 9. His Dad helped him to print the book in 2 samples. One was sent to the school contest and another one still stays in the home of Donald's Dad. That book has won the first prize in the school contest. Years later, Donald realized he always wanted to write funny books. So he started doing it at the professional level. Donald has visited more than 45 countries during the last 3 years. When Donald was a boy he was afraid of the dark. Now when he sees his electric bill he is afraid of the light. =)
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300 Best Jokes - Donald Shaw
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300 BEST JOKES – VOLUME 1
As a Mom of a 5-year-old boy, I can tell you the names of all thirty of his dinosaurs, and none of the names of my colleagues.
I asked my 90-year-old grandfather:
- You’ve seen so many changes during your life. What is the most unusual change that you have observed?
- 80 years ago when someone asked IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL
, you knew for sure it can only refer to a baby.
- Let’s meet somewhere maybe tomorrow?
- And your boyfriend? He might not be happy about that…
- I don’t have a boyfriend.
- And who are you with on your profile pic?
- Oh! This is my husband. But we are just friends!
The note in the patient chart:
- No rigors and shaking chills observed. However, the patient’s husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
- Jose, your teacher said you failed English exam!
- She telled you’re untrooth. She is a lion.
- Jose, a liar, not a freaking lion.
A boy and a girl come to their teacher and ask her:
- Can children of our age have kids?
- Forget it! Never! It is not possible and you should not be thinking about it!
The boy turns to the girl and says:
- You see! I told you not to worry!
When I was about 7 years old, we were playing hide-and-seek with my cousins. I decided to hide in the shower and did it really well. In two minutes my cousin still could not find me but his Dad came to poo. I had to sit in the shower for 5 minutes more and wait until he finishes and leaves. Ever since then I never hid in the shower.
My sister lives 2,000 miles away and we do not see each other too often, but when we call each other we usually discuss our weight loss results and diet plans. One day I was speaking to my sister on the phone and we discussed the new diet. Suddenly I noticed my dog was trying to steal a large piece of cake from the table in the kitchen. Immediately I shouted:
- Get your fat ass away from this cake!
My sister replied:
- How did you find out I am eating the cake?
- Dad, what’s the hardest job in the world?
- That’s the job in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine how much self-control it takes to work there if you are not allowed to pop bubbles!
- Daddy, why aren’t you working at McDonald’s?
- Emmm… I already have a job…
- But I want you to be cool!
My daughters wanted to know how it feels to be a Mom. I woke them up at 3 am to tell one of my socks rolled off my foot.
Whoever thought of the word ‘vet’ missed the opportunity to call it a 'dogtor’.
The man drinks with his