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    The Curly Wurley Sex Machine

    By Anthony E Thorogood

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    From the book: She was short, but anybody under six foot is short to me and she had curly blond hair. When I say she had curly blond hair, she had acres and acres of curly blond hair, she was an adventure in hair, an Everest of hair. She also had an infectious smile and her teeth were good. I mention her teeth because she smiled so much that I couldn't help noticing them. She dressed well, not too flashy, she didn't really need clothes under all that hair. Around her neck she wore a pendant, I picked it up and looked at it, it was of interlocking fish, a bit like yin and yang.
    'Pisces,' she said, 'my star sign.'
    'What does that say about you?' I said.
    'We Pisces people are friendly, sensitive, loyal and spiritual, we take on the troubles of the world and feel them deeply and we...well I can help you sort out your problems.'
    'I'm right, I don't actually have any problems,' I said.
    'You do,' she said, 'I can tell by your eyes. Do you want to dance?'
    'What's your name? I said.
    'The Curly Wurley Sex Machine,' she replied in a velvety voice.

    Review: 'A fun romp from Australia to England, via China and Russia. Fast cars, loose women, billionaires, mansions and award winning wine make this a great read. But then the main character's world falls apart, bankruptcy happens and he ends up on the run, I enjoyed the story, it is written in Thorogood's usual fast, witty pace with a nice little twist at the end. Worth giving this one a go, a fun read.'

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAnthony E Thorogood
    Release dateMar 27, 2017
    ISBN9781370123773
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    The Curly Wurley Sex Machine
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    Anthony E Thorogood

    I was born in London England in 1953, which makes me a baby boomer I think. Dad ran a market stall in Woolwich’s Beresford Square selling anything and everything. A natural Cockney salesman with all the patter that goes with it but when he was told to give it up or die from the cold, we packed up shop and migrated to Australia.In my youth I always enjoyed my old Dad’s tales of his adventures in the navy in WWII and of his childhood hop picking in Kent, I got my love of storytelling from my Dad. I wrote a book on cider in 2008 after being awarded a Churchill Fellowship to travel around the world and drink and research cider, the cider book sold out. I followed the success of my cider book by writing a series of madcap comic extravaganzas: Bigfoot Littlefoot & West. I followed the Bigfoot books with my Jack Hamma action adventure series starting with Shakespeare on the Roof. Then in 2015 I wrote three romantic travel adventures starting with Sex Sardines and Sauerkraut.This is the bit where I state that I am happily living the good life on our 5 acre property, on the beautiful island of Tasmania, spending my time walking, cycling, planting trees, growing vegetables and writing the odd book, very odd some people say.

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