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    Rate My Beach
    Rate My Beach
    Rate My Beach
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    Rate My Beach

    By Patti Larsen

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    Rival from Hell

    “Reese! I was hoping I’d see you here.” Missy’s smile was anything but happy. Unless happiness had a smirking and nasty edge to it with a full on dose of disdainful superiority. Oh wait, I was talking about Missy. This was her happy. “Larry says hi, by the way.”

    “What the hell are you doing here, Missy?” Maybe I should have tried to muster some kind of clever come back or slick response to hide the truth. That I hated her and Larry and my entire life so much right now I could scream. Instead, I did the best I could not to crumble into a pathetic ball of weeping childlike regret and let bitter resentment win.

    I just wasn’t in the mood to be the bigger person.

    Reese’s frustration is made worse by the appearance of her rival, Missy Prince. Happy to rub in her new directing job, Missy tries to muscle in on the handsome Jack who could possibly be Mr. Right when Reese’s life has been so much of oh, so wrong. But Missy’s appearance triggers some unexpected answers and forces Reese to face the fact she might not like the real story about who she is and why she’s on Prince Edward Island...

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPatti Larsen
    Release dateMay 27, 2017
    ISBN9781988700472
    Rate My Beach
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    Patti Larsen

    About me, huh? Well, my official bio reads like this: Patti Larsen is a multiple award-winning author with a passion for the voices in her head. But that sounds so freaking formal, doesn’t it? I’m a storyteller who hears character's demands so loudly I have to write them down. I love the idea of sports even though sports hate me. I’ve dabbled in everything from improv theater to film making and writing TV shows, singing in an all girl band to running my own hair salon.But always, always, writing books calls me home.I’ve had my sights set on world literary domination for a while now. Which means getting my books out there, to you, my darling readers. It’s the coolest thing ever, this job of mine, being able to tell stories I love, only to see them all shiny and happy in your hands... thank you for reading.As for the rest of it, I’m short (permanent), slightly round (changeable) and blonde (for ever and ever). I love to talk one on one about the deepest topics and can’t seem to stop seeing the big picture. I happily live on Prince Edward Island, Canada, home to Anne of Green Gables and the most beautiful red beaches in the world, with my pug overlord and overlady, six lazy cats and Gypsy Vanner gelding, Fynn.

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      Rate My Beach - Patti Larsen

      The Lovely Witches Club

      Book Five: Rate My Beach

      Patti Larsen

      Smashwords Edition

      Copyright 2017 by Patti Larsen

      Series created by Renee Laprise and Patti Larsen

      Purely Paranormal Press

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      Chapter One

      I approached the white van with the Larry Karry production sticker on it, not sure how to feel about the sudden and heartbreaking appearance of this slap in the face. Positive that all of my hopes and dreams died abruptly with the appearance of Missy Prince. Red beret, bleach blonde hair, perfect nails, perfect everything.

      What had I done leaving her to manipulate Larry into giving her a show of her very own?

      Reese! I was hoping I’d see you here. Missy’s smile was anything but happy. Unless happiness had a smirking and nasty edge to it with a full on dose of disdainful superiority. Oh wait, I was talking about Missy. This was her happy. Larry says hi, by the way.

      What the hell are you doing here, Missy? Maybe I should have tried to muster some kind of clever come back or slick response to hide the truth. That I hated her and Larry and my entire life so much right now I could scream. Instead, I did

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