Georgina: fat b*tch; ex-con
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"Why do companies always put these racing stripes on the sides of athletic pants and leggings? I'm not wearing these sh*ts to exercise, I want to wear them on a regular, everyday basis like normal clothes. I want, for people at least five feet away, to mistake these as dress pants. What the f$ck are these racing stripes. I'm not racing anywhere besides to the bathroom after I have Taco Bell. And miss me with any sort of design or pattern. F**king floral or zebra print. I will personally and with my own bare hands go to the home of the person who decided to put these sh*ts on the only pants I can fit, and I will strangle them until they [poop] their pants and are dead."
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Georgina - Ashley Bradley
Georgina: fat bitch; ex-con
Ashley Bradley
Why do companies always put these racing stripes on the sides of athletic pants and leggings? I'm not wearing these shits to exercise, I want to wear them on a regular, everyday basis like normal clothes. I want, for people at least five feet away, to mistake these as dress pants. What the fuck are these racing stripes. I'm not racing anywhere besides to the bathroom after I have Taco Bell. And miss me with any sort of design or pattern. Fucking floral or zebra print. I will personally and with my own bare hands go to the home of the person who decided to put these shits on the only pants I can fit, and I will strangle them until they shit their pants and are dead.
Georgina's therapist put her pen down on the sudoku puzzle she'd been working on, You seem very passionate about athleisure wear.
Georgina saw black, even though her therapist was white and looked like Jeffrey Tambor, ...What the fuck did you just say to me? Athleisure! Bitch, I should-
Georgina started out of her seat, but then she remembered why she was there. She'd fought her last therapist and