Three Old Ladies In A Pub: a play
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Three Old Ladies In A Pub - Bernard Morris
THREE OLD LADIES IN A PUB
a play
by
Bernard Morris
© 2014 Bernard Morris
First Edition
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Permission to perform this play is only granted for use in acting classes and auditions.
CAST:
ETHEL – in her 70s
MADGE – in her 70s
DORIS – in her 80s
LANDLORD BILL
SEAFOOD MAN
Time: The present.
Setting: A pub.
SCENE: PUB. ENTER ETHEL. SHE WALKS TO THE BAR.
BILL: Good evening, Ethel.
ETHEL: Evening, Bill.
BILL: The usual?
ETHEL: Yes. The usual poison.
BILL: What’s the weather like out there?
ETHEL: It’s freezing. I wouldn’t throw a cat out on a night like this.
BILL: Still. It’ll soon be summer, eh?
ETHEL: Hmm. Roll on summer.
BILL: There you go, love. Half a lager.
ETHEL: (searching in purse for money) I’m sure I had a pound coin in here somewhere. The trouble is they’re so small.
BILL: You’re all right, love. You can have this one on the house.
ETHEL: It’s here somewhere. Worst thing they ever did, getting rid of the pound note. They’re so small these pound coins. Only the other day I gave one to Mr Peterson the butcher and he said to me, Ethel,
he said. I said, What?
He said, This is a pound coin.
Oh,
I said. "I am sorry." I thought it was a five pence piece, you see. Well, they’re so similar in size and…
BILL: Ethel, close your purse and take your drink before I pour it over your head.
ETHEL: I’ll have another look for it later. Cheers.