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Going Down and Man Candy
Going Down and Man Candy
Going Down and Man Candy
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Going Down and Man Candy

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“Elise Sax will win your heart.”—NYT bestelling author Jill Shalvis

"Elise Sax will make you laugh. Her larger-than-life characters jump off the page and make crazy seem like a fun place to hang out."--Christie Craig, New York Times bestselling author of Texas Hold 'Em

“Elise Sax belongs on every bookshelf." -- Melissa Foster, New York Times Bestselling Author

The Five Wishes Series: Novellas about wishes that go terribly wrong...fortunately. Five Wishes...A happy ending is just a coin toss away. Each novella is approximately 100 pages with NO cliffhanger.

Book 1: Going Down:
Marion MacAlister wants to nail her audition, not get nailed. Truly. Honestly. All right...maybe she does want to get nailed, but that's just because her hottie landlord and local diner owner Mack Ryan is confusing her. Can friends become lovers? Especially friends who might not even be friends in the first place?

Book 2: Man Candy:
Raine Harper is in love with Wade Gates. But Wade likes women who are model thin, and Raine is model thin plus a whole lot of pounds. Desperate to make him love her, she trains just a little too hard and passes out in the arms of superstar movie star Dirk Adams. Dirk thinks Raine’s junk in the trunk is perfect and proposes to make Wade jealous by becoming her pretend boyfriend. Pretend soon seems very real. Is Dirk a great actor, or is something really developing between Raine and the movie star?

LanguageEnglish
PublisherElise Sax
Release dateJun 15, 2017
ISBN9781370529421
Going Down and Man Candy
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Elise Sax

USA Today bestselling author Elise Sax writes hilarious happy endings. She worked as a journalist, mostly in Paris, France for many years but always wanted to write fiction. Finally, she decided to go for her dream and write a novel. She was thrilled when An Affair to Dismember, the first in the Matchmaker Series, was sold at auction to Ballantine.Elise is an overwhelmed single mother of two boys in Southern California. She's an avid traveler, a beginner dancer, an occasional piano player, and an online shopping junkie.Like her on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/theelisesax?ref=hlFriend her on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ei.sax.9Or just send her an email: elisesax@gmail.comYou can also visit her website and get a free novella: elisesax.com

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    Going Down and Man Candy - Elise Sax

    Going DOWN

    Five Wishes – Book 1

    elise sax

    For my Street Team. You know who you are. And you’re fabulous. Thank you.

    Chapter 1

    I clutch my lucky silver dollar firmly in my hand. I don’t want to give it up, but this wish is really important, and I can’t leave it up to chance.

    I’m down to my last two hundred bucks. I’m a month behind in my rent, and I’m in pain from giving myself my own bikini wax in order to save money. Nothing can get between me and this wish coming true.

    The wishing fountain is in the center of town, right next to my apartment. In fact, I can see it from my bedroom window, but this is the first time that I’m trying it out. I’ve been saving up my wish for when I’m desperate. And boy, am I desperate.

    It’s the ugliest fountain I’ve ever seen, bone dry with just a few coins, dirt, and a used condom at its bottom. But it’s famous for its wishes. I’m not crazy to believe in it. It has a long history as a wishing fountain. It’s been on the news. Katie Couric. Oprah.

    I focus on my wish, pull my arm back, and release the coin.

    Please let me get this role.

    Please let me ace this audition.

    With my wish out into the universe, I shut my eyes and throw the silver dollar into the fountain. It lands on the cracked plaster, making a loud clanking sound in the town square.

    A breeze blows, which I take as a good sign. I swear I feel different, like I’m infused with good luck. I sure need some good luck. I open my eyes, half expecting an angel to appear, or at the very least, a leprechaun.

    But I’m on my own. The sleepy little town of Esperanza isn’t exactly bustling with people on its busiest day, and today it’s particularly dead.

    I step down from the fountain and go on my way. I don’t have to go far. Just across the street to the diner, which is located on the bottom floor of my apartment building.

    Built in the 1950’s, the building is no-frills and covered in pink stucco. There are twelve units and four flights. I’m on the top floor, next to the landlord.

    This location has its good points and its drawbacks. I get woken up every morning with the smell of fresh coffee brewing from the diner downstairs, which is a good point. However, I’m also tempted to eat a slice of Mack’s homemade cherry pie to go along with it, which is a drawback.

    And that’s the other plus and drawback: Mack.

    I open the door to the diner, making the bell ring. The diner is enjoying a lull in the day, that time between breakfast and lunch where everyone is busy at work or at home. Mack is wiping off a table but looks up when I enter.

    Sit anywhere, he says.

    I take a seat by the window. Without having to order, Mack fills my mug with coffee. He looks like he does every day. He’s a scruffy, thirty-something guy with perfect bone structure, thick dark hair, and blue eyes that will laser beam right through any woman directly to her uterus.

    I got pie, he says.

    I don’t want pie. I’m an actress. Actresses don’t eat pie.

    You’re an actress?

    You know that I’m an actress. So no more out of you.

    At least I’m trying to be an actress. I’ve never actually gotten a job, but I’ve taken three classes, and a casting agent, who I met while shopping at The Gap, told me at the pocket tee table that I have what it takes to become a star.

    How about a sandwich? Mack asks.

    I have to be skinny.

    You are skinny. You’ve got no ass, no boobs, and your collarbones are sticking out.

    I do too have boobs. It’s true. I do have boobs. I’m a 36C, which is huge on my small, five-foot-two frame. I don’t know what he’s talking about. Is he blind?

    Mack takes a step back and studies me. Most specifically, he studies my chest. He cocks his head to the side and squints, as if he’s having a really hard time finding my cleavage.

    It’s not hard to find. I’m wearing a tank top and a push up bra. I’m the queen of cleavage. I’m cleavage and nothing else. I could signal ships at sea with my breasts.

    He shrugs. Yeah, maybe you do have boobs. But last time I looked, you don’t have an ass.

    What the hell do you know? You don’t understand what Hollywood wants. I need to be skinny.

    Okay. Okay. How about a salad?

    No! Salad will bloat me.

    So, you’ll fart. Problem solved.

    Mack, you don’t understand. Being an actress is very demanding.

    He plops down on the chair across from me and leans forward. His eyes are big and they suddenly turn dark and focus entirely on me. My heart does a little hiccup, which I try to ignore, but Mack always has this effect on me. If he was on the menu, he would be the house special. Delicious and probably very bad for my health.

    I’m not going to leave here without feeding you, he says. I’m sure Meryl Streep eats.

    Nobody cares about Meryl Streep. They care about Angelina Jolie, and she doesn’t eat.

    At least I don’t think so. I mean, she’s awfully skinny. No bloat there.

    What the hell do you mean nobody cares about Meryl Streep? Deer Hunter? Sophie’s Choice? he says, counting on his fingers.

    Tomb Raider, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, I counter, sticking my fingers in his face. Mack shakes his head.

    Even skinny Angelina Jolie eats, he says, obviously annoyed with me.

    No, she doesn’t.

    If I have to shove the food down your throat, that’s what I’m going to do.

    That’s charming, Mack. Violence against women. Not your most attractive quality.

    Mack grins and raises an eyebrow. He drags his chair on the linoleum floor and puts it down next to me. He sits down so close that his knees graze my legs. I clamp my mouth closed, in case he really is going to shove food down my throat. But I’m not exactly scared. First of all, I’m hungry. Hungrier than Angelina Jolie. Second of all, Mack’s chest is stretching the fabric of his t-shirt, making my hormones do the Take Me Mambo.

    His hair is so thick and gorgeous. I’m sorely tempted to run my fingers through it, but I hold myself back. I hate that I’m so attracted to him. He’s a gruff, contemptuous man. A confirmed bachelor, who I’m sure doesn’t even like women. I mean, he’s never been nice to me.

    However, he smells nice. And even though his wardrobe is stuck in the Grunge period, he definitely takes care of himself, and his jeans fit perfectly in all the right places.

    He scoots even closer. His cheek is almost touching mine. There’s a zing of electricity between us, which feels fabulous, and if I’m not mistaken, is coming directly from him.

    He touches my forearm, letting his fingers trail up and down in a sensual, seductive way.

    Angelina Jolie has nothing on you, Marion, he says, his voice low in his throat, deep and gravelly, like he’s choking with desire.

    At least, that’s how I want to look at it. He probably just has phlegm.

    Meanwhile, my tongue has swollen, and I think I might be having a coronary. Okay. Pie à la mode. Two scoops of vanilla, and be quick about it, I hear myself say.

    I’m immediately racked with guilt. I’m positive Angelina Jolie doesn’t eat cherry pie and ice cream. But I have no choice. Since I don’t drink or do drugs, pie is my only recourse against an overwhelming desire to jump Mack’s bones.

    That’s my girl. Mack pats my arm and hops up, dragging his chair back to the other side of the table and tucking it under. He trots to the counter to fetch me my pie. I catch myself staring at his ass as he walks, and I pinch myself. It’s a psychological training technique I picked up when my mother tried to stop smoking. Every time I’m attracted to Mack, I hurt myself.

    I’m not your girl, I say to his back.

    Oh, yes, you are.

    Chapter 2

    No, I’m not your girl, I insist.

    Yes, you are.

    No, I’m not.

    Yes, you are.

    Nope.

    Yep.

    Nope.

    Yep.

    I’m getting exhausted, I say. I need sustenance to keep me going.

    Mack plops two scoops of ice cream onto a slice of cherry pie and brings it over to me.

    Did you remember to warm up the pie? I ask.

    Hey, Mona Lisa didn’t tell Da Vinci how to paint. So, you don’t tell me how to serve pie.

    But I know he’s warmed the pie because the ice cream is already melting on top of it. I put a big forkful in my mouth and let the sugar calm my nerves.

    How long have you been coming in here? Mack hovers over me as I stuff my face.

    Two years, I say with my mouth full. Ever since I moved into the building.

    Two years. We’re neighbors, and I feed you every single day. That means you’re my girl.

    We lock eyes. He’s got a magical thing going on with his eyeballs where he’s speaking to me through them. It’s like some kind of Vulcan mind meld thing but instead of Dr. Spock, it’s sexy diner owner psychic communication. I take another bite of pie without breaking our eye contact. I can’t break away. He’s got me in his tractor beam of hotness.

    But here’s the thing: After two years, he’s never made a move. Never jumped my bones. Never taken me into his arms and stuck his tongue down my throat.

    So, we’re friends? I ask.

    I wouldn’t go that far.

    Of course he wouldn’t. He’s been feeding me for two years, but we’ve also been fighting during that whole time. We don’t agree on anything.

    I eat the last of my pie. Yep, that would be a stretch.

    Are you done? I’m locking up early today.

    You’re what? Mack never locks up early. He’s always in the diner. He’s my go-to for breakfast, lunch, dinner, Thanksgiving, and the occasional midnight snack when I can’t sleep.

    Not that he’s in the diner at midnight. After diner hours, I have to pound on his apartment door to get him to feed me, which isn’t hard because he lives on the fourth floor right next door to me. He’s my landlord, and so far, he hasn’t made a

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